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Wilf is going to be busy!!!

If he could get me Colin Firth I'd be most grateful.

Ew Jude law? He said moist on graham Norton last night and I nearly vomited. He is slimy and creepy enough without having to hear that word come out of his mouth <shudder>

<snigger>

If i did get Jude in the house i would shut him in the bedroom with me and Bumble out!

ladythatlunches, have a look at Lottie's profile and photos.

Is Ewan on his way yet, tell Wilf its getting urgent

Has Jude indicated he'd like to see ur puppies?

I adore Wilf and will be his BFF if he can get me Freddie Flintoff.

Oooooo ok sorry. U heard somebody ekse say wilf in a thread I thought it was short for something. Apologies

Lotties son i s wilf

What's a wilf

Can he get me Simon Cowell please? I hear he's (Simon, not Wilf) looking for a girlfriend these days. I'm sure dh won't mind too much.

That's very kind of him. If he has a spare George Clooney laying around anywhere, I could put him to good use.

Hilarious that Wilf thinks Jude Law would just be a dog-sitter!

Couldn't you ask Wilf for Johnny Depp instead?
And if you don't want JD, I'll have him!

And I'll swap JD for ... well, whoever you want

Really givemeaclue? Ewww

"my hamster needs attention" - brilliant euphemism.

If he's got a spare Ewan McGregor my hamster needs attention

say yes son he can look after the dog of course he can I never liked jude law his face used to annoy me but saw him last night on Graham Norton and though Oh HELLO JUDE he seems to be maturing nicely

Can Wilf be my son?????

Thanks giveme a clue!

If is grim. Shagged the nanny, kids found them in bed. You are welcome to the minger