Mumsnet Talk

I can imagine there must be some famous people on here, lurking, posting and getting advice on life etc.

So who could be on here? And what would they write? Would they offer advice based on their own experiences?

I'd love to think Kate (Duchess of Cambridge) was on here. Would she whinge about her sister or would she be getting pregnancy advice?

I thunk one a mnetter is one of the groups that just got back together on ITV, cheesecake or somethung like that, she was nice.

Apparently Vick Becks used to post on here years back.

I'd love to think Kate (Duchess of Cambridge) was on here. Would she whinge about her sister or would she be getting pregnancy advice?

No she'll be whinging about her inlaws and the fact her DH's Gran expects her to bow and curtsey to her

There is a poster on here called KateMiddleton. I was having a little ponder to myself earlier. If I was her I would post under that name.

People wouldnt even know. Reverse psychology an' all

Nigella would be in style & beauty. I doubt she ever does the "what's for tea?" threads. She's a woman who eats supper if ever I saw one.

Haha there you are!!

<curtseys>

Christ! I've been invoked!

I suspect there's quite a few well-known journos on here, such as Kathryn Flett (who mentions MN in her novel), Eleonor Mills and Viv Groskop.

Possibly Lauren Laverne, too...

I'm famous locally, does that count?

I love Lauren Laverne (not a nutter)

Fearne Cotton.

I like to think Holly Willoughbooby is on here too. I love her.

I am a Hollywood movie star!

Hmmm, Holly Willybooby might be one of the posters who regularly mentions what a tosspot Pip is in RL .

BerryCheesecake or was it Sorbet? was the one who said she was once well known and might be again. I thought she may have been one of SClub7 but was it actually LibertyX?

VB might be posting on Relationships about her DH's infidelity (alleged of course).

I think Lorraine Kelly is probably on here! Was watching Life Stories with Piers Morgan tonight, expecting to get a bit of juicy gossip or scandal out of her, (e.g. used to be a stripper, something like that), but she even managed to put a positive spin on the sadness in her life. She's just so bloody nice, she has to be a MNer!

God, wouldn't it be lonely to be famous? You probably can't even post anonymously without feeling watched.

Myleene Klass?

I reckon Posh is poking around I'm the weight loss boards, telling us all what a fat caaaah she is for scoffing another cupcake.

In reality no, I'm sure she's vair busy earning her millions, and leaving the cupcake scoffing to me.

Interestingly, there was once a MNer who namechanged on a "do you know any famous people?" thread... and she listed LOADS. Her Dad, Mum, Ex-P, Ex-P's best friend, DH's uncle and more, it was incredible. But she never named any or gave telling details, and I still haven't figured out who they all are. (She may not be famous herself though, but if family is well known she might be identifiable by association!) Can't remember the username or specifics though. Been bugging me for ages!

Lauren is totally on here. She's always tweeting things that have come up on here. She's fab.

Gwyneth paltrow has probs started loads of oragnic healthy eating type threads

Sienna Miller may have started a thread about how she suspects her dp to be having an affair with the nanny.

Any mother who has done iceland adverts

kate Middleton firstly asking about how to fit into her dh family, now she just stalks the pregnancy threads.

Love to think Sharon Osborne is on here giving advice to those with older children

Possibly posh and several other celebs asking for unusual baby names

ErrorError, I remember that MNer, family were arty/musicans mostly I think, was trying to figure it out myself.

Well I am famous...

There used to be someone called Clairefromsteps, I always wondered if it was Claire from Steps because it just seems such a random username otherwise.

Hidden in plain sight Outraged - it's entirely possible!

I know that a certain someone got good nipple(she thought they were going to fall off) advice on here, as well as good TTC information.

Don't know their user name but they would recognise mine.