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Look at this astonishing knobber

I think we should bombard him with applications

Candy Kittens?? Are they some sort of cousins to Playboy Bunnies?

The name Willy Wanker springs to mind for some reason.

Arf @ Willy Wanker

at Foggles.

Candy kittens. No. I'm out.

Gummy Bears fine. Candy Kittens -oooh yeuch.

OMG

I shall be working on my short paragraph explaining why I would be a good Candy Kitten this evening, but I might need some help.

It doesn't matter what you say Jenai as long as you purrrrrrr and send a photo of yourself looking, sexy, fun & flirtatious.

I suppose you could add that you have past experience of choosing sweets & clothes. That seems to be important to the job description.

"I am a dynamic go-getter who relishes the challenge of choosing sweets and clothes"

"I am a dynamic go-getter who relishes the challenge of choosing sweets and clothes" purr

Don't forget the last bit!

Presumably these vacancies are exempt from the gender discrimination act then?

Of course they are Crypto. Didn't you know that only sexy, fun and flirtatious women can sell candy?

::tongue/cheek::

He's the McVities heir. His ancestors must be spinning in their graves.

How is that even legl? I thought there were discrimination laws. this has got to break every one of them surely?

Dear Lord. And the worst bit is that there will be girls queuing up to do this. <sigh>

Yeah it breaches employment law but it's only an issue when someone does something like making a tribunal claim.

Jenai, practice looking coquettish. And demure. And get your hair done

So that's an idea.
Get your OH, DH, DB or DS to write an application.

Yikes!

I'd love to see some hairy arsed bloke take this to a tribunal.

Loving that, foggles.

And the idea of getting DH to apply. A six-foot, sixteen stone bearded bloke would be excellent.

Lolo at Dave in a mini and high heels making his Daily Mail sad face

A coquettish and demure hairy arsed bloke of course.

One who is excellent at helping people to choose sweets and clothes and is sexy, fun and flirtatious.

I am sure the good people of Bath are thrilled that Jamie has given the city the thumbs up and that he will be visiting with his pop-up.

It will put the city on the map, I tell you.