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Omg, good for you.

I abhor people who don't pick up after their dogs.

We have a whole street filled with dog crap near my house, drives me insane.

Have my first ever 'You go girl!!'

Ohhh hahahahhahaaa!! Brrrrrrilliant!

You do realise it's only a matter of time before The Disgusted of Middle England pop up and run you out of mumsnet now don't you?

That's awful snigger

Ha ha ha! Hilarious! I would love to do that to whoever lets their dog shit on my front garden, repeatedly! Grrrr

Bloody good for you.

She might come after you...have a good sized shite ready to fling at her if there's a knock on the door!

Love it! I cannot abide dig owners who allow their dogs to poo on pavements and then don't pick it up. There's never any comeback for them so good on you!

Amazing! Oh my god I love it!

That is fabulous!!

Wow!
The last thing I would have thought of but brilliant.
Hope she learns her lesson (the hard shit way)

Why would you do that? Dog shit on a shoe is massively different to dog shit on head/ hair. Vile.

Challenge dog owners that don't pick up, no need to bring yourself down to their level.

YOU ROCK! I would love to do this to our local dog owners (the bad ones!)

That is awesome, in the filthiest way possible! I wish I could be a fly on the wall to see her reaction when she finds it there.

Brilliant!

Well that answer made me gasp, but well done you.

Hope she's a Mumsnetter and sees this.

Criminal damage? Yikes.

I can't imagine anyone reporting me though! She's such a horrible, foul-mouthed yob. I do like the idea of dropping it in her tea though.
Maybe next time....

Bride.. She was challenged, did you read the OP?

Bloody hell!
I'd normally say how terrible, but I'm so fed up of dodging dog shit on the school run and in the park I am instead going to give you a hearty pat on the back and a round of applause.

<waits for someone to come along and say 'she may not be able to pick it up, or she may have mental health problems that cause her to swear in appropriately'.>

In reality, she likely has neither of those issues and the silly woman deserved it. I hate dog wonders like this, they give all the good ones like me a bad name.

I actually gasped at the reveal. Good for you. People here leave their dog shit where it falls. I got mt revenge on the sod who kept letting their dog crap on my drive last month with all that snow. I was fed up of cleaning it up so left one, which was promptly covered in snow. The footprints the next morning clearly showed where the dog had once again walked all over the drive, followed by the owner who had unknowinlgy stepped in the covered up turd. Funnily enough, there's been no shit on my drive since.
OP, I hope it rained before she got home

Well done for having the balls of doing that !!!

Brilliant!

They should put you on patrol and then this can be the punishment to anyone who lets their dog crap everywhere without picking it up!

The amount of times that I've had to clean dog poo of my toddler's shoes, just from the 10 minute walk to school, is ridiculous! Yesterday she stepped in some and I didn't know. She got tired so I picked her up to carry her home, only noticed when we got home and I took her shoes off!

I. Love. That.

I truly wish I could buy you a drink