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I only have 3g on phone so cant do videos or big websites!

been xrayed already so shouldn't have to wait too long now. but god its boring!

You have 3G you lucky thing! I just spent 4 days in with no mobile signal at all! It was awful.

People watch Glaikitfizzog look at someone and make up a story in your head. I do this when in queues, having a coffee on the bus. A and E was brill for it my dds always in there when younger. Make a name up a job and a past history for them

well there are two.people.from morrisons (uniform gave it away) one has a cut hand the other looks thoroughly pisaed off. don't hunk they are a couple. I'll call the Jim and Susan.

2 girl student types all bI'd nest hair and Austin powers specs. not sure what's wrong with them. I think the would.be art students. I'll call them anoushka and kat.

can i ask why you are are in and a & e?

Anoushka is coming in because she has suspected appendicitis and Kat is her moral support.

Cut Hand is loving the time off, t'other one is furious as they were due to go home early today, and has warned Cut Hand about the ham slicer before.

perhaps one of the art students swallowed some paint?

fell off some shoes at the weekend and despite resting icing compression and elevation still bloody hurts!! work sent me.home as I was at risk of further injury from work colleagues who were having to run after me!

shakes head at op,
that'll learn you in your high heels

are there no papers/books there?

ooh fresh blood. young couple. early 20s. think he is the illing one as he looks pale. she.is.on phone to someone saying they can't.manage.tonight now. I.think they were going.to.meet her parental for the first time. he was getting ready. had a shower, got too hot and fainted. possible.concussion.

Ow sounds painful.
I was in a&e with dd recently. There were 2 men in one had a nail in his hand. Looked disgusting. And a little boy who had a black eye and a bust lip which (his mother was loud) he got from walking into a lamppoast!

there is.nothing. not even a woman's weekly from 1985! tv only showing ads for ppi claims and no win no fee injury lawyers! sun.is shining though!

I'm the only one on.my own!

You poor thing. I was on my own a couple of weeks ago and the chairs are so uncomfortable. I did make up stories about people to pass the time.

Didn't help that 24 hours in a&e were filming and wanted to know if I was interested. Well excuse me, but I was in my pyjamas with greasy hair and about to have a catheter put in. No thanks to that.

Just keep reading mn

But you are not on your own, you have us

Cut hand is thinking omg this is going bugger up my part time pole dancing at the weekend. Boss is thinking we were doing so well with no acciedents at work this month. I need a coffee and I not going to get home early to have afternoon sexy time with my dp this is sooo unfair she sent me text saying shes waiting for me in the new sexy teddy bugger bugger bugger.

Amuse you...
A man went to the doctor and said doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.
Doctor: pull yourself together then.
Rubbish I know

Doctor, Doctor
I think I've broken my neck?
Don't worry - keep your chin up!

have you heard that new bon jovi song, the guitar rift sounds like the guitar rift from a scene in Shrek.
have a listen.
no, dp can't hear it either.

doctor doctor i think it have got a lettuce leaf up my bottom,
doctor has a look,
i think it is the tip of the iceberg!

Doctor, Doctor
What can I do? I think I'm a pair of curtains?
Pull yourself together man!

Doctor, Doctor
I feel like a pack of cards?
I'll deal with you later!

oops sorry MelodyBaker

I'm in a cubicle. I can.here a tiny baby crying! but maternity.is the.otherwise of.the hospital!