The Mumsnet Nativity Play, Christmas 2006

(111 Posts)
TheMumsnetNativityNarrator Mon 18-Dec-06 21:55:08

Good evening, ladies and truckers.

The children have worked very hard this term to bring you this, so without further ado, here is the Mumsnet Nativity 2006.

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This is the story of Mary, Joseph and the birth of Baby Jesus. Along the way we shall meet shepherds, angels, wise men, a crotchety innkeeper and all manner of animals.

Our story starts with Mary having a very special visitor...

ptmum Mon 18-Dec-06 22:18:28

Enter grumpy innkeeper who wanted to be the main keeper not the NO rOOM MAN

JollyOldSaintNikkielas Mon 18-Dec-06 22:19:02

MAd sheep runs on stage shouting BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Nikkie cowers down in the audience in case anyone recognises mad sheep as her dd2>

PercussionSection Mon 18-Dec-06 22:21:05

Throws castanets at mad sheep...

clatter clatter clatter

Mad sheep (who has adopted the 'method') runs around stage with castanets in mouth pretending to eat them.

PercussionSection Mon 18-Dec-06 22:21:07

Throws castanets at mad sheep...

clatter clatter clatter

Mad sheep (who has adopted the 'method') runs around stage with castanets in mouth pretending to eat them.

grumpyinnkeeper Mon 18-Dec-06 22:21:14

NO
SORRY
NO ROOM

ptmum Mon 18-Dec-06 22:21:24

teacher hisses ' ellie get off at once '

PercussionSection Mon 18-Dec-06 22:21:40

Oops, sorry... got a bit excessively percussive on the old 'post' button there!

StarofBethlehem Mon 18-Dec-06 22:22:01

Glitter is falling off all around the stable set.

NiceInnkeeper Mon 18-Dec-06 22:22:56

Yes, come in, we've got lots of room, would you like an en suite?

ptmum Mon 18-Dec-06 22:23:32

wood blocks bang twice ....two mins after door knocked and while grumpy innkeeper two is speaking

PercussionSection Mon 18-Dec-06 22:24:52

CLUNK CLUNK

SecondNarrator Mon 18-Dec-06 22:26:35

[loudly over Misguidely Nice Innkeeper]

BUT THERE WAS NO ROOM AT THE INN

DonnerDasherDancerDior Mon 18-Dec-06 22:27:27

This nativity should have got to the baby bit by now. And who keeps waving that bloody star around?

PercussionSection Mon 18-Dec-06 22:31:16

TING

No particular reason, but things seemed to be drying up so I thought I'd get my triangle out.

foxtrottothefestivegrotto Mon 18-Dec-06 22:31:38

Cockerel <<<Is the Baby Here Yet?>>>>

ReluctantNarrator Mon 18-Dec-06 22:32:14

an maryhadthebaby an laidhiminamanger an abrightstarappeared an kingssawthestarfromfaraway an followedthestar

pushymum Mon 18-Dec-06 22:33:34

''sorry, sorry, do excuse me'' <<beams braodly at audience before pushing vicar aside for seat in front row and proceeds to rummage in handbag for rustly sweets and enormous videocamera>>

DonnerDasherDancerDior Mon 18-Dec-06 22:34:39

Shouldn't that be 'pushy, very late mum'?

foxtrottothefestivegrotto Mon 18-Dec-06 22:34:51

Kings arrive on hobby horses, and skid to a halt in fornt ogf the baby jeezuz
<<we bringed ya some presunts>>

1stwiseman Mon 18-Dec-06 22:35:23

Look. a. Starin the East. Let. Us . Followit. For today in beffleham a king is born.

2ndwiseman Mon 18-Dec-06 22:36:51

okay

DINOsaurmummykissingsantaclaus Mon 18-Dec-06 22:37:31

psssst

You've missed the bit with the shepherds. And what about PA RA PA PA PUMMMM!?

Pushymum Mon 18-Dec-06 22:37:35

<Still beaming broadly>>

''Can we just do the triangle bit again for the camera? My boy Billy you know. so talented. Self-taught you know...''

3rdwiseman Mon 18-Dec-06 22:37:45

is it my turn to wear the beard yet?

go on, you've had it aages

DeckTheHallsWithFRAUsOfHolly Mon 18-Dec-06 22:38:15

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

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