Penis whistle keyring anybody?! Only £140

(10 Posts)
SantasPantsalive Thu 24-Nov-16 13:39:59

Really?
www.viviennewestwood.com/en-gb/shop/mens/accessories/keyrings/penis-whistle-keyring
fconfused

ShowMeTheElf Thu 24-Nov-16 13:41:04

...but it's DESIGNER!!!!! wink

VivienneWestwoodsKnickers Thu 24-Nov-16 13:47:30

Clearly someone needs to buy it for me......

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts Thu 24-Nov-16 13:49:05

I so wish i knew you could buy these when my mum worked as a teacher and had playground duty!

WhatWouldLeslieKnopeDo Thu 24-Nov-16 13:50:04

Is it a whistle than only penises can hear? Or one operated by penis? Perhaps both, so penises can discreetly summon other penises. Otherwise I'm just not sure it's worth the full price.

Costacoffeeplease Thu 24-Nov-16 13:59:34

Great, that's my present shopping done now, thanks grin

SantasPantsalive Thu 24-Nov-16 14:58:14

Oh a whistle for penises. That makes sense now WhatWould. It was in the male gift ideas section.

KC225 Thu 24-Nov-16 16:10:26

Theme it with a pair of neon bike balls from Firebox 19.99 a pair

SantasPantsalive Thu 24-Nov-16 16:59:11

Wow! I didn't know there was a need for those either.

(Know a lot of cyclists. Can't see anyone being excited to get those)

monkeyfacegrace Thu 24-Nov-16 17:01:15

grin
I'm buying it as my mum's cracker present.
That's RIGHT up her street humour wise.

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