'Oh I'll never spoil mine at Christmas' well behold, under our tree there will be......

[WellErrr]

A fucking horse.

Is it some kind of Christmas madness?? Does anyone else get gripped by it?

I am usually pretty tight and determined to not have spoilt children. I don't know where this has come from.

Anyone else?

[Floggingmolly]

You've bought your kids a horse?

[WellErrr]

Yes.

Well, a pony. A little one. Less than an xBox anyway.

[KoalaDownUnder]

Wut? A real live one??

[Garthmarenghi]

Buying a pony is the cheap part. Keeping it is the expensive bit.

[Soubriquet]

Wow....every kids dream Christmas present

[WellErrr]

Yes it's real. Picked her up yesterday.

[Soubriquet]

Picture or it didn't happen

[HerRoyalFattyness]

I want a pony! Will you adopt me?

[WellErrr]

I sound mad now - I already have a horse and live on a farm so not as bonkers as it sounds. I feel shit though as I think it's too much. I was just imagining their little faces.

Before having children I really didn't get how people could spoil them but here I am....

[WellErrr]

Yes Her, no probs

[Soubriquet]

Well if anyone says

"That sounds a bit much for your 2 year old" we can say "but WellErr bought their children a pony so nerrrr"

[RJnomore1]

How on earth are you going to wrap it, smuggle it under the tree and get it to keep quiet til morning?

😮

😁

[HerRoyalFattyness]

Yay! New mummy for me!
RJ

[WellErrr]

I was thinking tinsel round the neck? I could probably get her into the kitchen. Wouldn't want it shitting in the sitting room

[Soubriquet]

What about a big bow tied on to the head collar?

[HemanOrSheRa]

Please, please, please can I come and live at your house WellErr? I'd love a pony! And a puppy and a floofy kitten and one of those wee little pygmy goats......

I think it's lovely. Your DC's are so lucky!

[WellErrr]

My main problem at the moment is hiding it. She wouldn't go in the attic so she's currently sideways on under the spare bed.

[WellErrr]

(That last bit wasn't true, RSPCA)

[WalterWhitesNipple]

Is said pony going to be a house horse?

[WellErrr]

Thank you. Feel bad now as this looks like stealth boast but it's really not, she was cheap as chips.

[HemanOrSheRa]

Aw yes. A house horse. Like on the Amazon ad.

[WellErrr]

Yes Walter.

In fact I'm just off to Pets at Home for the biggest litter tray they have. And a basket

[IfartInYourGeneralDirection]

Neigh, they won't be spoiled. They will love it.


🐴

[Soubriquet]

You live on a farm....I think you get the exception

[CaesiumTime]

Haha, that's funny. I feel the same.

I will not spoil them.
I will not spoil them.

Ooooooooooppssss.