Fairy Tale of --New York-- Mumsnet

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Fairy tale of –New York-- Mumsnet

It was Christmas Eve babe
Here on mumsnet
A poster whinged to me
There’s mumsnet royalty
And then we posted stuff
Into A-I-B-U
I logged onto my phone
And trolled about poo.

So often I’m logged on
I may neglect my son
I’ve started to suspect
I’m not the only one
So Happy Christmas
I love you Mumsnet
I can see another year
When I hang out here…

They’ve got threads that take off
They’ve got threads that just fail
But the worst ones for fighting
Link to Daily Mail
When you first flamed my arse
In a mega bun-fight
You said I’d get mentioned
By damned Matthew Wright

We’re vipers
We’re swearers
You’d best all beware us
When the thread hit one-thousand
We started anew
In chat they got lairy
All the trolls were quite hairy
and sometimes its scary
In AIBU

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging “please behave”
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.

You’re a knob
You’re a grunt
You’re an atrocious cunt
Now its message deleted but you know I’m right
You credulous reader
You mad troll believer
Yes Its Christmas I know
But dear god you’re so PO

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging “please behave”
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.

I’m just a knackered Mum
I’m not the only one
I lost a chunk of me
When I gave birth you see
And though I love my child
That moment they first smiled
I like to spend a while
where I can swear without you.

And the Folk of the MNHQ choir
were begging “please behave”
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day.

BOFingSanta Mon 24-Dec-12 12:09:05

Oh fabulous! grin

I feel all Christmassy now.

GobblersSparklyExplodingKnob Mon 24-Dec-12 12:10:31

Omg, that's brilliant grin

Viviennemary Mon 24-Dec-12 12:11:26

That's amazing. You should be a songwriter. You're one already!

maillotjaune Mon 24-Dec-12 12:14:05

Keema I didn't think anyone could improve on Shane McGowan's poetry but that is AMAZING flowers

thanks & blush to everyone!

dingdongMadHairDayonhigh Mon 24-Dec-12 12:14:59

utterly love it!

Ivana - I've just noticed your version of away in a manger grin.

Maybe we could start a MN christmas song book?

TheWombat Mon 24-Dec-12 12:37:06

<sways to the music>
Lovely! It's properly Christmas now!
thanks

PretzelTime Mon 24-Dec-12 12:38:21

<applause> Merry Xmas all knobs and vipers smile

TheWombat Mon 24-Dec-12 12:38:53

Mumsnet carol-singers! grin
I dare you to knock next door and perform those versions Keema and Ivana.

Silent Night
Trolly Night
Lets all start
A bunfight
Host Olivia
Helen and Anne
Heads in hands
reaching out for a can
Not today not today -ay
Just for this time Nicely Play....

<bit quickly written>

grin @ East Holly.

JsOtherHalf Mon 24-Dec-12 13:05:51

Woohoo for all creative poets :D (I have no ability whatsoever in this area, Mum used to have to write all my poems for primary school homework smile )

everlong Mon 24-Dec-12 13:56:13

Genius woman!

AlexReidsLonelyThisChristmas Mon 24-Dec-12 14:00:56

Bravo MN songwriters! You are all clever clogs. grin wine grin

pofacedalways Mon 24-Dec-12 14:15:44

PO??? Am I to take this personally? grin

wonderstuff Mon 24-Dec-12 14:21:54

Excellent, you so clever thanks

RiaUnderTheMistletoe Mon 24-Dec-12 14:48:22

Love all of these! grin

SellotapeInMyHairExtensions Mon 24-Dec-12 14:54:05

grin Fab! grin

TanteRose Mon 24-Dec-12 14:55:43

These are all brilliant flowers to all the genius songwriters grin

well pofaced I didn't want to say, but now you mention it...

RobinsBaubleSparkles Mon 24-Dec-12 15:04:07

Brilliant!

grin grin grin grin

RiaUnderTheMistletoe Mon 24-Dec-12 15:08:55

The Holly and the AIBU

The Mumsnet section AIBU
Where we all go to moan
To all the trolls who enter there
Beware the HQ’s frown.

The parent-and-child parking
And supermarket grapes
Mother-in-laws, bastard exes
Yabu, yabu, yabu.

blush

soontobeyummy Mon 24-Dec-12 15:13:23

Brilliant, love it! grin

VBisme Mon 24-Dec-12 15:19:50

Brilliant, thank you!

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