Woo hoo. I have received the most wanktastic round robin

(247 Posts)
PonceyMcPonce Mon 13-Dec-10 17:25:07

It is ultimate!

It contains

Triathlons
Skiing
Mountain climbing
Ballet
Pets
Smallholding
Surfing

It was even delivered by email, not because they are hard up, but because they are greener than the likes of us.

I feel I may have had my Christmas climax a bit early!

nickeldonkeycarrymary Mon 13-Dec-10 17:25:53

you might need to post it in full (delete names and places if necess)

grin

Oh god, my SIL writes one like a stepford wife. It's truly bizarre.

SpringHeeledJack Mon 13-Dec-10 17:26:40

oh pleeeeeeeeeeease do it

tinker with the odd vaguely identifiable detail

PonceyMcPonce Mon 13-Dec-10 17:26:45

I fear it might be recognisable! Surely very few people actually do all that?

I've never had a round robin. Might send one myself.

DD's taller, costs a lot. DH has a receding hairline and the stain on the passenge seat is still there.

Merry fecking Christmas.

Would that work?

TheNextMrsClaus Mon 13-Dec-10 17:27:37

Not mine, is it?

Oh no, can't be, no mention of the charity work I've been doing.

GrimmaTheNome Mon 13-Dec-10 17:28:21

But no musical instrument gradings? Philistines.
grin

PonceyMcPonce Mon 13-Dec-10 17:28:33

Damn no charity work!

Btw, they do mention they are not skint!

Curiousmama Mon 13-Dec-10 17:30:09

I haven't had one for years can't believe people still send them tbh.

I'd be quite happy to receive yours though Unpure grin

MassiveKnob Mon 13-Dec-10 17:31:43

they mention that they are not skint???

They may be green but they are vair vair vulgar. grin

BollocksToThis Mon 13-Dec-10 17:32:37

Post it, dooooo it!

pagwatch Mon 13-Dec-10 17:34:05

I had a jaw dropping round robin a couple of years ago

A guy from school days sent..

Blah blah.. Job... Holidays...big house...promotion..more holidays...own company...general fabulousness... Beautiful wife and Shakespeare reading toddler...
So Happy Christmas all....

And btw, you remember suzi smithers from sixth form?
turned out she had aspergers and she killed herself a few weeks ago.
So, like I say, happy new year
Bye!,,,

(obviously not really suzi smithers and obviously I sent him a " do fuck off you crass wanker)

SpringHeeledJack Mon 13-Dec-10 17:34:31

I could do one

<reflects>

Strange But True- both DP and DS split their trousers last week- one on thurs, one on fri

<preens>

SpringHeeledJack Mon 13-Dec-10 17:34:56

shock pag

Hullygully Mon 13-Dec-10 17:41:40

I've just done mine.

I thought they were de rigeur now? I emailed it too with photos and a couple of vid clips of our two most exotic trips this year. AND one of dd showjumping with a minor royal.

Oh dear. Will there be envy? I thought people liked to share each other's triumphs and joys.

pagwatch Mon 13-Dec-10 17:42:56

I know. Still can't quite believe it..

People are breathtaking sometimes.

usualsuspect Mon 13-Dec-10 17:43:33

My bosses dh produces a family magazine every year to send with their christmas cards

pagwatch Mon 13-Dec-10 17:44:32

How did your dd get the minor royal to accept the saddle hull? they can be bucky fuckers, the minors. The older ones are fine if you put gin in their oats

Curiousmama Mon 13-Dec-10 17:45:04

Hullygully did you forget the wink

usualsuspect no!!! shock

minipen Mon 13-Dec-10 17:50:25

Pagwatch I thought you were joking! shock

trumpton Mon 13-Dec-10 17:52:16

We had one that BOASTED about how full the church was for his mother's funeral. AND not once did he say he missed her. Bastard wanker.

thereisthesnowball Mon 13-Dec-10 17:52:55

Family magazine shock grin

Please tell me you are serious.

usualsuspect Mon 13-Dec-10 17:54:13

I am deadly serious it has photos and everything grin

pagwatch Mon 13-Dec-10 17:56:22

No mini. Sad but true.
I was shock

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