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Suggest some new rhymes for Katie Melua to use

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By Wed 29-Aug-07 11:35:21 Add message | Report | Contact poster
Young Katie's new song has obviously been co-written with Year 2.

How about

If you were a lollipop I'd suck you
If you were a low bridge I would duck you
If you were a teddy bear I'd tuck
you
in
to
bed.

If you were a curry I would eat you
If you were an infection I would treat you
If I was a hooligan I'd beat
you
in
the
head.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 05-Oct-07 19:56:19
If you were a mumsnet thread I'd kill you
If you were a pita bread I'd fill you
If you were a glass of wine I'd spill
you
down
my
top
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 05-Oct-07 19:55:25
If you were made of chocolate I'd hump you
Then eat you all and dump you
If you were CV I'd pump you
full of botox
so you look your age.

(41 hmm)
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 05-Oct-07 19:48:04
I have had 9 million bicycles in biejing stuck in my head for past hour
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 05-Oct-07 17:25:28
If you were a Mclaren buzzy quim with luxury footmuff I would swap you
If bits fell off it I would shop you,
Now this verse is going to flop
you
see
I
didn't
think
it
through
and
I
need
to
feed
my
kids
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 05-Oct-07 17:24:43
this is the closest thing to carzy I have ever been
people on mumsnet are mean
or am i just a drama queen?
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 05-Oct-07 17:18:20
If you were a cigarette I'd smoke you
If your on facebook I would poke you
If your Claire Verity I'd choke you
and
push
you
down
the
stairs
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 05-Oct-07 17:16:59
If you were Dave Grohl I would shag you
If you were my DH I would nag you
If you were George Clooney I would drag
you
to
my
room.

I heard Mark Radcliffe doing it with Emma Forbes, assumed she must be a mnetter (lurking about getting ideas for her show )
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 05-Oct-07 17:08:46
If you were mumsnet I would read you
If you were Cod I would heed you
If you were hungry I would feed
you
sausage
rolls
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 05-Oct-07 16:10:54
If you were a lolly-pop I'd suck you
If you were a low beam I would duck you
If you were George Clooney I would tuck
you
in
my
bed.

grin
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 05-Oct-07 16:02:16
Just bumping this because on Mark Radcliffe's show yesterday he asked listeners to send in their own lyrics and today Katie Melua is going to sing them! I'm sure they won't be half as funny as this lot but it might be worth a listen.
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