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Suggest some new rhymes for Katie Melua to use

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By Wed 29-Aug-07 11:35:21 Add message | Report | Contact poster
Young Katie's new song has obviously been co-written with Year 2.

How about

If you were a lollipop I'd suck you
If you were a low bridge I would duck you
If you were a teddy bear I'd tuck
you
in
to
bed.

If you were a curry I would eat you
If you were an infection I would treat you
If I was a hooligan I'd beat
you
in
the
head.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 29-Aug-07 11:41:46
But have you heard the new one, expat?
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 29-Aug-07 11:44:05
i hated the damn one about the 9milion chinamen on bicycles
or whatever the feck it was
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 29-Aug-07 11:47:01
No, UD. I'd rather clean all the loos in Victoria Station with my tongue than listen to Katie again. She's dire! Noooooo.

I'm still humming that ditty of hers in my head.

This is awful!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 29-Aug-07 11:48:28
Dp calls this music for people who don't like music.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 29-Aug-07 11:49:58
If you were a toenail i'd clip you
If you were a sheep i'd dip you
If you were James Blunt i'd trip
you
down
the
stairs.

This is fun!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 29-Aug-07 11:50:34
there are nine million maggots in my wheelie bin

that's a fact
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 29-Aug-07 11:53:44
pmsl @ james blunt!
nice one boco
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 29-Aug-07 11:54:10
If I were three
I could get away with singing like this
But I'm not
I'm twenty-three
But I like pouting
And swaying from side to side
All cutsey like
And you're all suckered in
Cos really I'm crap

<oh? does it have to rhyme?>
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 29-Aug-07 11:54:14
If you were a flower I would Pick you
If you were an ice cream I would lick you
If you were a flasher I would kick
you
in
the
cock.
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Wed 29-Aug-07 11:54:42
If you were a post-it I would stick you
If you were a stamp then I would lick you
If you were a football I would kick
you
in
to
goals.

If you were a scooter I would scoot you
If you were a computer I'd compute you
If you were a target I would shoot
you
full
of
holes.
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