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Mumsnet Discussions: Parenting : what on earth am i going to do? so mortified (9 messages)
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Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By sleazymum on Wed 14-May-08 21:55:10
yes-he was on the spot -you are right.

ds hasn't mentioned it today thank goodness so hopefully he's forgotten[prays to god]
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By nametaken on Wed 14-May-08 21:52:35
Why is your dh a stupid man? Be fair to him he was put on the spot wasn't he.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By nametaken on Wed 14-May-08 21:51:25
I recommend getting one of those tool boxes complete with a padlock on it for all your illicit toys. You can fit lots inside it grin

Don't worry about your son - he won't even remember it so probably won't have that "penny dropping" moment. If he asks again say "what toy" and pretend you don't remember.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By branflake81 on Wed 14-May-08 14:35:40
Don't want to make it worse but one day he will learn what a vibrator is and then have a horrible "penny dropping" moment when he remembers finding one in your room.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By chunkychips on Wed 14-May-08 00:57:01
if he mentions it again, just distract him and change the subject, you're only embarrassed because you know what it is, he won't have a clue and it will be forgotten in seconds. If he really keeps on you could say it was a torch or something.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By sleazymum on Wed 14-May-08 00:33:26
do you really think it will be ok?
am going to have to get rid i think-can't risk it happening again.

he shouldn't have been in my room at that point anyway-he should have been in bed.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By sleazymum on Wed 14-May-08 00:26:30
really?

am so worried he is going to be wondering what kind of toy etc.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By pedilia on Wed 14-May-08 00:25:44
My 7 year ols found mine last week, i told him it was a toy and put it away he hasn't mentioned it since!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By sleazymum on Wed 14-May-08 00:24:35
my eight year old son found my vibrator tonight.blush
he asked dh what it was and he replied[stupid man] that it was a toy-then sent him away and hid it.he didn't ask any further questions.
how am i going to face him tomorrow? what do i say if he asks me anything?

feel so ashamed.


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