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Mumsnet Discussions: Baby names : Wankoid (161 messages)

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By oiFoiF on Thu 01-May-08 17:39:24

flitting between that and scrotaniel

By themildmanneredjanitor on Thu 01-May-08 17:40:25

pmsl! i was just thinking of starting a thread musing over calling a baby Humfdamumph!!!!!!!

bloody ridiculous!!!

By JeremyVile on Thu 01-May-08 17:40:55

Are you pregnant?

By ButterflyBessie on Thu 01-May-08 17:41:04

Why not Wankoid Scrotaniel, both great names, really original and dare I say unique?

Would you mind if I 'borrowed' them if I have a boy next, please grin

By expatinscotland on Thu 01-May-08 17:42:19

oh, i love it!

it's so unusual.

is it a family name?

By themildmanneredjanitor on Thu 01-May-08 17:42:46

how about Jinkyjankle if it's a girl?

By TotalChaos on Thu 01-May-08 17:43:06

or are we all being non-pc and laughing at a name that's very popular in another languge wink

By TotalChaos on Thu 01-May-08 17:43:28

or plain old wanka for a girl grin

By MrsMattie on Thu 01-May-08 17:43:56

Wankoid is a bit chavvy. I much prefer Penisiah.

By BoysAreLikeDogs on Thu 01-May-08 17:43:59

Scrotie for short is very sweet

By expatinscotland on Thu 01-May-08 17:43:59

No, that sounds chav and common, mmj.

Why not spice it up a bit: Jynkeejangle Princess Tsunami?

By expatinscotland on Thu 01-May-08 17:44:00

No, that sounds chav and common, mmj.

Why not spice it up a bit: Jynkeejangle Princess Tsunami?

By boudoiricca on Thu 01-May-08 17:44:04

haha - each to their own, I guess wink

By lissielou on Thu 01-May-08 17:44:06

i like scrotaniel, thats a name for a future pm!

By DarthVader on Thu 01-May-08 17:44:09

Fanjalina

By LyraSilvertongue on Thu 01-May-08 17:44:36

I love it, it's so unusual. But aren't you worried there might be three or four of them in his class when he starts school?

By oiFoiF on Thu 01-May-08 17:44:47

Labian vulvalette for a girl

By expatinscotland on Thu 01-May-08 17:45:08

Vulvadynia and just call her Dynia for short.

By MrsMattie on Thu 01-May-08 17:46:54

Fanjolina is a great name! How about:

Fanjolina Mae
Fanjolina Grace
Fanjolina Anne....?

A nice alternative would be Fanniflapsia. Sia for short. Sounds sort of Italian, don't you think?

By OrmIrian on Thu 01-May-08 17:47:09

I prefer Masturbella myself. For a girl.

By Califrau on Thu 01-May-08 17:47:18

Chlamydia and Labia. twin Girls.

By themildmanneredjanitor on Thu 01-May-08 17:47:26

gonn'r'reah is very pretty and delicate sounding i think

By singersgirl on Thu 01-May-08 17:47:45

We've always liked Pepsi Labia for a girl and now I think we've found the perfect boy's name: Scrotaniel is so cool, and he can be Scrote for short.

By oiFoiF on Thu 01-May-08 17:47:50

my surname is allcock

By FairyMum on Thu 01-May-08 17:48:20

at this thread. ds1 is called Wankoid.

By themildmanneredjanitor on Thu 01-May-08 17:48:36

scrotty would be a classier nickname

By lissielou on Thu 01-May-08 17:48:40

i prefer Klamidya

By themildmanneredjanitor on Thu 01-May-08 17:49:08

yes and we are all saying we like wankoid. what's your problem love??

By OrmIrian on Thu 01-May-08 17:49:36

Sorry but that spelling is just pretentious lissie. Kids will laugh at her if you spell it like that..

By MrsMattie on Thu 01-May-08 17:49:42

Sorry to all the parents of little Wankoids, but the OP did ask...

Why don't you spell it Wannkoydd instead? It's more unique.

By expatinscotland on Thu 01-May-08 17:49:48

if you like it, just go for it!

By MargaretMountford on Thu 01-May-08 17:50:27

I favour Tossa, kinda Latino sounding, no ?

By MrsMattie on Thu 01-May-08 17:51:21

Oh, yes, Tossa is lovely. Toss for short. That's so cool.

By themildmanneredjanitor on Thu 01-May-08 17:51:24

if you want to be really posh how about Onan??

By lissielou on Thu 01-May-08 17:51:55

Ormirian, should i put an H at the end then?

Klamidyah. tis ancient Shropshire

By CoteDAzur on Thu 01-May-08 17:52:04

Original. Unique, even.

By OrmIrian on Thu 01-May-08 17:52:24

Now that is classy tmmj.

By Califrau on Thu 01-May-08 17:52:41

what about Shatasha?

By themildmanneredjanitor on Thu 01-May-08 17:52:59

i think so too orm

By cornsilk on Thu 01-May-08 17:53:09

I was going to have Jenitalia for a girl.

By MrsMattie on Thu 01-May-08 17:53:21

What do you all think about Bolloxina? It's an old family name. DH thinks it's a bit 'girly', but I think it could be shortened to Bollz. What do you reckon?

By lissielou on Thu 01-May-08 17:53:59

i like it MM

By BoysAreLikeDogs on Thu 01-May-08 17:54:01

What about something more unusual?

K'nob - pronounced nob

Perineum, Perry for short

Smegma - means cream in Latin, very dainty girl name

When are you due ?

By OrmIrian on Thu 01-May-08 17:54:32

Well that's more like it. Sounds biblical now.

Would go well with a little Onan I think

By Martianbishop on Thu 01-May-08 17:55:57

Fartilla for a girl

Prostate G'land for a boy

By Califrau on Thu 01-May-08 17:56:01

or even better Sh@asha

By cornsilk on Thu 01-May-08 17:56:20

Pubus for a boy. Sounds Greek.

By Martianbishop on Thu 01-May-08 17:57:29

Labia for a little girl?

By DarthVader on Thu 01-May-08 17:59:02

Are there any Celtic spellings of these? I would prefer a name that is easy to mis-pronounce/impossible to spell?

By Slur on Thu 01-May-08 17:59:05

I've always loved Fellatio, for a boy
And Cunnilingus for a girl

Fella and Cunny

So sweet!

By MargaretMountford on Thu 01-May-08 17:59:06

L'esbia is sweet

By MrsMattie on Thu 01-May-08 17:59:50

Perineum is classy! Genius! <adds that to baby names list for future reference>

By cornsilk on Thu 01-May-08 18:00:05

That's very pretty. I think I've seen one of them in a Boden catalogue.

By cyteen on Thu 01-May-08 18:06:34

I like Faylure for a girl.

By DarthVader on Thu 01-May-08 18:10:48

Phisture - quite classic greek

By Rhubarb on Thu 01-May-08 18:12:12

Morticia is the name I picked for my gorgeous dd, and as you can see from the profile, it fits her to a tee!

By Martianbishop on Thu 01-May-08 18:15:19

LLabya is the Welsh spelling

And don't forget Cwnt

By Blu on Thu 01-May-08 18:15:39

I like classical names.

Haemarroid - i.e the proper version of 'Roy'
Diarrohea - 'Rhea'

But DP is bohemian, and wants Swab, or Bogie. He thinks they sound sweet and cute, but i'm not sure.

By Blu on Thu 01-May-08 18:16:22

Is Fistula too poncey?

By donnie on Thu 01-May-08 18:18:18

oh good God I do love this thread! wish I was witty enough to contribute!

By DarthVader on Thu 01-May-08 18:18:24

Aynoos is sweet
I also like "£$%^^&&!!!

By DarthVader on Thu 01-May-08 18:18:24

Aynoos is sweet
I also like "£$%^^&&!!!

By jellyhead on Thu 01-May-08 18:21:08

Tossepot for a boy not as classy as wankoid but I like it

By MargaretMountford on Thu 01-May-08 18:28:00

MB - Cwnt is by far the best !

By Martianbishop on Thu 01-May-08 18:31:31

Trouble is you see so many little Cwnts running round nowerdays. I'm not sure it is 'distinctive' enough

i posted not so long ago that I quite fancied 'Plinth' and someone ruined it for me by suggesting that it sounded like 'Prince' with a lisp.

I mean, children can tease over anything can't they?????

By lissielou on Thu 01-May-08 18:34:09

agree MB, they can be so cruel

i quite like clittories

By duchesse on Thu 01-May-08 18:42:11

at this thread. Gonnor-Rhea?

By cyteen on Thu 01-May-08 18:45:57

Kaliper for a boy?

By mumoftwo37 on Thu 01-May-08 18:50:20

Ds1 and I are both ROFL at this thanks everyone cheered me up no end!
DS1 thinks Camella-To is a good name for a girl!

By DarthVader on Thu 01-May-08 19:00:39

Ball-zee

has got to be the best boy's name

who could argue with that one?

By oiFoiF on Thu 01-May-08 19:08:10

I was think plain old Fanny might be nice for a girl

By TurkeyLurkey on Thu 01-May-08 19:12:11

I like B'um Face as it can be used for either sex, although I think it does have more of a boyish ring to it.

By Hulababy on Thu 01-May-08 19:14:02

Hmmm...an interesting name.

But with my surname, King, I really couldn't use it - the shortening of it really would make for a rather rude name!

By MrsDanvers on Thu 01-May-08 20:46:47

We have a Fanjo at our local sunday school. Sweet little girl but long untidy hair, though.

By Cappuccino on Thu 01-May-08 20:49:31

god these are just such wanky names

What on earth is wrong with plain old Cock?

By mcnoodle on Thu 01-May-08 20:49:32

Fellatio Dew has a nice ring

So to speak

By berolina on Thu 01-May-08 20:50:48

Urethra is lovely.

By berolina on Thu 01-May-08 20:51:35

Turkey - for a girl you would spell it B'umme Faice, surely?

By KristinaM on Thu 01-May-08 20:52:21

hula - but if its for a girl she woudl only have it for a short time

and besides, how often do you use a child's first name?? it doenst really matter if they sound stupid together

PMSL at you lot

By seeker on Thu 01-May-08 20:53:41

Why not use the original Irish spelling of Fanjo - Faieaghniulaidh? If people can't spell it that's their problem IMHO.

By VeniVidiVickiQV on Thu 01-May-08 20:54:54

ROFL @ Princess Tsunami

I am rather taken with J Arthur or Tommy Tank.

Phrenum is pretty for a girl, no?

By Sidge on Thu 01-May-08 20:56:06

I'm another fan of Labia for a girl - so classy sounding.

Not sure whether to go for Majora or Minora for a middle name though - what do you all think?

By Sidge on Thu 01-May-08 20:56:56

VVVQV I like Frenulum for a boy, not dissimilar to your girl's name.

By KristinaM on Thu 01-May-08 20:58:14

sidge - i think it depends on your surname

you dont want it to sound silly

By MrsDanvers on Thu 01-May-08 20:59:52

Candida Albicans is quite classy for a girl.How about John Thomas for a boy, OP? or is that a bit too common?

By Oliveoil on Thu 01-May-08 21:01:35

ROFL at this thread grin

By specialmagiclady on Thu 01-May-08 21:02:53

Isn't there a real person in the House of Lords called "Lady Gardiner"?

By VeniVidiVickiQV on Thu 01-May-08 21:10:17

I quite liked Gluteus Maximus for a boy when The Gladiator came out in the cinema.

Chlamydia and Syphilis are good old-fashioned girls names I feel.

By VeniVidiVickiQV on Thu 01-May-08 21:12:16

I quite like candida and cystitis too.

By suedonim on Thu 01-May-08 21:15:40

Syphilis and Gonorrhea for G/B twins is vairy naice, I think. Or Sodom and Gomorrah for twin boys.

By Oliveoil on Thu 01-May-08 21:15:49

what about Her-Peas? do you think it too common?

By mcnoodle on Thu 01-May-08 21:20:42

Nipple

By Oliveoil on Thu 01-May-08 21:22:41

Areola?

By berolina on Thu 01-May-08 21:23:21

Her-Peas? <shudder> Dreadfully common OO. If you must, at least spell it the proper way.

Top of our girls' name list is Hernia.

By Oliveoil on Thu 01-May-08 21:24:44

will you have a squiggle thing over the a? good idea imo

By berolina on Thu 01-May-08 21:27:33

Yes, that was the plan.

I am taking to Areola.

By Janni on Thu 01-May-08 21:35:54

Caesar or Caesara for the first child

Vbaccus or Vbacca for the second

By southeastastra on Thu 01-May-08 21:37:29

i like Asda and Lidl

By mcnoodle on Thu 01-May-08 21:37:35

Areola is wonderful, so romantic

Nipple has a more down-to-earth quality though, I think it will suit any future daughter of mine

By mcnoodle on Thu 01-May-08 21:38:32

Although I do like the cadence of Pube

By VeniVidiVickiQV on Thu 01-May-08 21:40:16

Clitoris is also pretty.

Prostate is quite strong for a boy.

By berolina on Thu 01-May-08 21:41:16

Not Asda and Lidl, surely? How about Whayte-Rose? For a boy - Ocado. Much classier.

By Weegiemum on Thu 01-May-08 21:42:07

How about Placenta for a girl.

Its Spanish, doncha know!

By southeastastra on Thu 01-May-08 21:42:10

lol i can see ocado catching on

By VeniVidiVickiQV on Thu 01-May-08 21:42:54

pudenda also pretty

By popsycal on Thu 01-May-08 21:44:54

omg I have tears rolling down my face

This is why I used to come on MN more!

Fabulous thread

By NotSoRampantRabbit on Thu 01-May-08 21:48:41

Glans for a boy - for some reason I am picturing a rosy cheeked little lad, striding up a mountain

By pointydog on Thu 01-May-08 21:50:52

Anyone suggested Nad for a boy? Rather retro.

By cockles on Thu 01-May-08 21:56:29

I like Quim very much for a boy.

By Martianbishop on Thu 01-May-08 21:58:26

If you are in Wales, please think about Cwnt.

But not outside of Wales, because it can sound odd if you mispronounce it

By pointydog on Thu 01-May-08 21:59:21

lol

By pointydog on Thu 01-May-08 22:00:05

Mamarie is lovely for a girl.

By Martianbishop on Thu 01-May-08 22:02:04

I'm amazed no-one has suggested Smeg for a boy or Smegma for a girl

By pointydog on Thu 01-May-08 22:03:41

Jiz for the edgy man about town

By Martianbishop on Thu 01-May-08 22:04:39

a little Jiz in the classround would probably be a bit of a handful, though.

By Martianbishop on Thu 01-May-08 22:04:55

classroom

By berolina on Thu 01-May-08 22:05:41

Mamarie-Glandes (with silent 'es', of course) for that extra gallic touch.

By seeker on Thu 01-May-08 22:06:18

Cockles - ~I was just coming to post Quim - you beat me to it! I think it has such a lovely, strong but sensitive sound to it. I was also considering Thorax. And Aorta for a girl.

By Martianbishop on Thu 01-May-08 22:07:19

I quite like Ureter and Urethra for twin girls

By cheesesarnie on Thu 01-May-08 22:09:13

i like fartimess for a boy and nippela for a girl.
dh prefers boring old pian-essica

By pointydog on Thu 01-May-08 22:10:15

har - a little Jiz

By Sidge on Thu 01-May-08 22:55:03

Ooooh I really like Whayte-Rose and Ocado Berolina.

Also keen on Sunny-D and Dairy-Lea. And maybe Cocoa Poppy for a girl then her nickname could be Coco-Pops??

By chocciepot on Thu 01-May-08 23:02:05

fairymum, yes, Wankoid is one of those great swedish names.

There are some stunners, such as Bård (pronounced Bored) and Bent, etc in your region too, isnt there?

I once met a girl named Wenke.

By mybabysinthegarden on Thu 01-May-08 23:13:09

Frottage for a girl? If you don't think it's pretentious to use French names when you're not French.

By Blocky on Thu 01-May-08 23:13:53

Flange is quite a fetching name.

By DorisIsAPinkDragon on Thu 01-May-08 23:18:09

Sto-ma possibly for a girl, maybe with russian ancestry hmm

The joy of MN!!!!

By duchesse on Thu 01-May-08 23:20:37

What does anybody think of these lovely Latin names for a boy: Septum or Philtrum?

By scottishmummy on Thu 01-May-08 23:22:02

who nose!

By duchesse on Thu 01-May-08 23:22:38

By madamez on Thu 01-May-08 23:28:21

Look, right, all you middleclass bitchez shuld b ashaymed of urselves. If my little Sfinkta-Jizz and Twat-Mareee could read (fwaking skool, they are 10 and 18 now) they would be so urt by this.....

By madamez on Thu 01-May-08 23:31:33

Oh really, this is all so silly, just plain politics of envy and political correctness gone mad. Every boy in our family has had the middle name Hqwuanquethainne (pronounced Oo-an -K'ftay-neee) for six generations and I don't see that it's anything to laugh about.

By swampster on Thu 01-May-08 23:34:12

pointydog - DS3 is Nad. You should hear them on sports day: "Go Nad! Go Nad!"

By cyteen on Fri 02-May-08 00:17:23

This is so what I needed to come back to after an evening of essay hell grin

By IAMI on Fri 02-May-08 00:24:22

lmao at swampster's go nad. grin

Although I'm not sure wat my pfb twat would make of it but then again her df definatly lives up to his name, theoldbollix.

Best wishes
cutewhoor

By DarthVader on Fri 02-May-08 10:47:36

Dooosh & Rectum are quite classy to shout across the park

By duchesse on Fri 02-May-08 10:53:28

< wonders about DarthVader's names for next two dogs >

By Rebexus on Thu 15-May-08 09:38:27

Flower names seem to be becoming more popular so I thought Lillette may be a pretty name.

By onebatmother on Thu 15-May-08 09:48:34

rofl at you all - but esp. Seeker's aggressive Irish spelling... You are so hardcore, my dear.

Personally? Lube for a boy - masterful, I think. Or Tinnitus, which is a family name.

Scabie for a girl. I know it's a bit plain and old-fashioned but I'm so over flowery names like Psy'Attica.

By purpleduck on Thu 15-May-08 09:59:36

Anyone else actually LIKE Fanjalina? The girl from Skins was called Jal, do you think that was her real name?