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Mumsnet Discussions: Food : THE Eton Mess. I need an explanation to go on a leetle sticker (18 messages)
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Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Califrau on Tue 06-May-08 20:44:29
The school Staff appreciation dinner is tomorrow. I will be sending in individual (clear) cups of Eton Mess. Meringues are alien to the locals unless on top of a lemon meringue pie or worse coconut creme pie and as they will be hidden I thought I should put a label somewhere saying what and why Eton Mess is. Anyone got a succinct explanation - preferably namedropping a royal?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By WiiMii on Tue 06-May-08 20:46:07
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Cappuccino on Tue 06-May-08 20:46:31
'This is an Eton mess. It is made of sugar and fruit. It is messy and originates in Eton, which has lots of history'
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Cappuccino on Tue 06-May-08 20:47:30
oh WiiMii rofl

"One anecdotal story is that the dessert was invented when a Labrador accidentally sat on a picnic basket in the back of a car on the way to a picnic.["

Califrau you have to use that

you have to tell everyeone that you got a dog to sit on it because that is the only way to traditionally make it
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By themildmanneredjanitor on Tue 06-May-08 20:47:43
it has to be eaten straight away dosn't it? or it goes tpoo messy?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By WiiMii on Tue 06-May-08 20:48:17
Yeah, the Yanks will love the labrador story!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Cappuccino on Tue 06-May-08 20:51:18
bet it was a pedigree chocolate labrador

in the back of a range rover

picnic basket had to be wicker
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Blu on Tue 06-May-08 20:53:10
"Eton Mess, or The New Mayor Of London!"
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Califrau on Tue 06-May-08 20:59:08
I was worried about that MMJ
I won't be there to serve it. Can the cream hold it's air if it is whipped in the morning and served at lunch time?
Should I send in 3 pots and say "combine, stir and serve?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By BreeVanderCampLGJ on Tue 06-May-08 21:00:08
Send three pots.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By pointydog on Tue 06-May-08 21:00:21
Fagging at Eton often involved crushing meringues between one's buttocks before mixing with fruit and cream. It is said Prince Charles was particularly good at it.

Ticks your boxes.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Califrau on Tue 06-May-08 21:06:02
<hastily blots diet coke from keyboard, screen and chin>hmmgrin Pointy!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By WiiMii on Tue 06-May-08 21:07:49
You mean that's not how you make yours Cali?

Always a popular dessert at our Sunday get-togethers...
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By pointydog on Tue 06-May-08 21:08:02
I know, it's preposterous. Charles didn't go to Eton wink
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Califrau on Tue 06-May-08 21:38:24
I have slightly chaffed buttocks as we speak.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Califrau on Wed 07-May-08 16:47:46
the mess is out of my hands now.
I have provided instructions and a picture and have quoted the Labrador story. I wimped on the buttocks tho.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By PortAndLemon on Wed 07-May-08 16:49:18
I think you should have made it a corgi, though...
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Califrau on Wed 07-May-08 16:51:01
gah...too late.


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