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To ask DD to tell her imaginery monster to move out of my.......

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sock?

DD (just 4) has a large herd of imaginary monsters (not sure herd is the right collective word for monsters what would you call them?).

Anyway a new one called Sugar recently appeared. Sugar is very small and nocturnal. During the day she likes to sleep in MY sock and at night she lives in the sugar bowl or hte biscuit tin filling herself up on sweet things.

This is all very well but DD keeps wanting me to take my sock and shoe off to give Sugar some fresh air and gets quite upset when I won't do it

Can anyone think of a nice comfy place that Sugar may sleep that is warm and safe but with good air circulation. Tomorrow I want to persuade her to move out of my sock.

Yes I've lost it. Its been a rough few days, humour me please. grin
A roar of monsters is just perfect.

My best regards to Nameless the Sock Monster.

For anyone who's interested, a monster baby is apparantly called a calf (yup that's right just like cows have)
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 09-Nov-09 01:02:14
I should explain, our sock monster isn't of the imaginary variety I'm afraid (DS is too young to let us know if we have any of those yet, I'll have to wait and see)

Our sock monster looks uncannily like a stripy sock with googley eyes stick on.

Thanks for the lovely gold star TheLadyEvenstarsRomanCand... grin
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 09-Nov-09 00:51:30
We do have a sock monster, as it happens grin MIL made it for us.

I am ashamed to say it is as yet unnamed blush
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 09-Nov-09 00:27:19
Lowrib....tell dp he is a clever boy and gets a gold star lol..... btw whats his sock monster called cos he must have one!!!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 09-Nov-09 00:18:51
DP says it's a 'Roar of monsters' smile
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 08-Nov-09 23:51:42
SSG, DS1 had a whole host of imaginary friends
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 08-Nov-09 23:31:05
You are a fount of sockmonster knowledge. I hope that, when mumsnet come to write the Mumsnet Guide to Sock Monsters (and other imaginary creatures) that you are fully consulted and credited!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 08-Nov-09 23:28:41
See this is where I am good....I know about sock monsters!!!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 08-Nov-09 23:12:09
blush
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 08-Nov-09 19:26:22
TUT Don't you lot know anything???
SOCK MONSTERS DON'T NEED A DAD TO GET PREGNANT!!!!!!
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