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Mumsnet Discussions: Am I being unreasonable? : To think that my dp should not actually really poison our dc while playing Dr Who? (12 messages)
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Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By blinkingthreetimes on Sat 17-May-08 12:55:11
He was pretending to be the villan and chasing the dc round the house which and they were all having a laugh.
Next minute I hear a strange whoosing sound and him shouting "attack attack" then I smell an overpowering floral smell.

He had only hid an air freshner up his sleeve and was releasing it to make it look like gas was coming from his arm.
Farking idiot I have made him open the windows and fetched the dc downstairs.

But he thinks I a overreacting and is now playing drums in teh kitchen with them --oh joy
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By SmugColditz on Sat 17-May-08 12:56:18
Ohhhhh

but he was playing .... it was stupid and he got carried away but I bet they thought it was so funny...
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MozzybearBaileysIce on Sat 17-May-08 12:56:57
That's quite imaginative, not very practical but imaginative none the less!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By cornsilk on Sat 17-May-08 12:57:18
PMSL at this - bet your dc loved it.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By blinkingthreetimes on Sat 17-May-08 13:18:31
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Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By HumphreyCushion on Sat 17-May-08 13:19:44
He sounds like a lovely Dad.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By pampam on Sat 17-May-08 13:20:40
pmsl
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By LuckySalem on Sat 17-May-08 13:21:57
What a lovely father - grin
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By IHaveToMoveFarFarAway on Sat 17-May-08 13:23:27
I have just really lol @ your dp so tell him thanks from me
Takes a lot to make me laughgrin
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By littlelapin on Sat 17-May-08 13:24:07
I think you need to namechange to "mardybum" grin
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Ledodgy on Sat 17-May-08 13:29:20
It could have been worse he could have put a lighter to it as he sprayed it to make a flame thrower. grin
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By blinkingthreetimes on Sat 17-May-08 13:35:05
Grrr ok I am a mardybum .

He is very nice actually he is cleaning the bathroom right now lol


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