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I have saggy boobs, thighs with their own postcode and the stomach of a WWF wrestler, but I have slender fingers, and my wrists are the only evidence of the size 6 person inside me trying to eat her way out.
I am v sensitive to other peoples emotions and am really considerate. I am a kind person too and will do anything for anyone. I am very gullible though but I call it trusting
I have a very attractive belly button. Its the nicest one I have ever seen. Just perfect. It is also however, surrounded by a lovely array of stretchmarks in a rainbow of shimmering colours
spaniels ears - that's my tits! Oh, they used to be so pert - 34C they were lovely.
I am so glad I am still BF DS but, its like that children's song about "do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow" - sbstitute tits and that's me.
I hope no one anti BF finds this thread and cites me as evidence why not to BF, I'll never live it down. Have already been called woman hating scum on another thread so am going for whimsy with my postings tonight!!
I haven't got great tits (anymore, after 14 months of breastfeeding) or a great arse or great legs - god how I would love great legs - but I have lovely eyes and I am incredibly good in bed. Will that do?
Well my calves are too muscley and you would need a microscope to find my tits but I have a lovely pert peachy bum so there <<wiggles ass in general direction of overmydeadbody>>