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Mumsnet Discussions: Style and beauty : well I haven't got fantastic tits but by god my legs are smashing! (34 messages)
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Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Califrau on Thu 15-May-08 20:52:41
I may not be welcome here because my best asset is my magnificent chest. The rest leaves a lot to be desired hmm
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By twinsetandpearls on Thu 15-May-08 20:48:46
yeah but legs get hairy and stubbly my tits are as smooth as a babies bum!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Notalone on Thu 15-May-08 20:47:28
Ah - we are all great really aren't we! I love this thread smile
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By getmeouttahere on Thu 15-May-08 20:45:39
I am a good listener and have the ability to make people feel good about themselves.

I also know how to get my own way whilst making people think it was their own idea. wink

I have pretty toes (honestly)

My ears are dainty. My wrists are shapely. I can grow my own fingernails.

I give good head. wink
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By BumperliciousNeedsToSleep on Thu 15-May-08 20:16:31
I have saggy boobs, thighs with their own postcode and the stomach of a WWF wrestler, but I have slender fingers, and my wrists are the only evidence of the size 6 person inside me trying to eat her way out.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By OverMyDeadBody on Thu 15-May-08 20:16:11
my arms are great too, and I have been told I have a sexy back
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By OverMyDeadBody on Thu 15-May-08 20:15:41
usually men, when I flash them my legs winkgrin
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By OverMyDeadBody on Thu 15-May-08 20:15:11
I have an ability to make people smile
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DisplacementActivity on Thu 15-May-08 20:15:11
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Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Notalone on Thu 15-May-08 20:13:55
I have great manners!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By OverMyDeadBody on Thu 15-May-08 20:13:04
yes good idea georgie, I am very kind and caring, and like helping others.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By georgiemama on Thu 15-May-08 20:12:53
Trusting is a lot better than cynical.

Come on ladies!! More!!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Notalone on Thu 15-May-08 20:12:41
PS - why are you feeling crap overmydeadbody when you are clearly fabulous?!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ILikeToMoveItMoveIt on Thu 15-May-08 20:12:33
I have big tits, a juicy pert arse and a waist (when not pg), but my legs always have been and always will be shite grin
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Notalone on Thu 15-May-08 20:11:50
Fab idea Georgiemama

I am v sensitive to other peoples emotions and am really considerate. I am a kind person too and will do anything for anyone. I am very gullible though but I call it trusting grin
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By georgiemama on Thu 15-May-08 20:08:17
Can we do personality traits too? I think (hope, otherwise I'm really stuffed) I have a better personality than body!!

I'm quite stroppy and occasionally judgy, but can also be very kind.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By OverMyDeadBody on Thu 15-May-08 19:59:33
excellent, that's more like it!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By winebeforepearls on Thu 15-May-08 19:59:20
I too have fabewlus legs. Must get them out more <emergency wax and tan needed>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Notalone on Thu 15-May-08 19:55:10
Ok I definitely have a fab bum and a belly button to be proud of. I am a great kisser too!!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By maidamess on Thu 15-May-08 19:47:27
Ok, my legs are GORGEOUS when swaddled in 60 denier opaques. Long lean and lovely.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By OverMyDeadBody on Thu 15-May-08 19:46:52
pull yourselves together ladies, this is the thread where we focus on our good points, not the things we don't like!

I feel like crap and am trying to cheer myself up.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By maidamess on Thu 15-May-08 19:39:33
Both my tits AND legs are mottled with vivid blue veins these days...not a good look.

Lovely from a distance, close up, like stilton rejects.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Notalone on Thu 15-May-08 19:39:23
I have a very attractive belly button. Its the nicest one I have ever seen. Just perfect. It is also however, surrounded by a lovely array of stretchmarks in a rainbow of shimmering colours hmm
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By georgiemama on Thu 15-May-08 19:38:07
spaniels ears - that's my tits! Oh, they used to be so pert - 34C they were lovely.

I am so glad I am still BF DS but, its like that children's song about "do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow" - sbstitute tits and that's me.

I hope no one anti BF finds this thread and cites me as evidence why not to BF, I'll never live it down. Have already been called woman hating scum on another thread so am going for whimsy with my postings tonight!!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By OverMyDeadBody on Thu 15-May-08 19:37:09
exactly getme, when do we ever have a chance to blow our own trumpets? We're always meant to be complaining about our bodies, well not here!

This is the thread to flaunt whatever you've got ladies! And everyone has amazing things abou tthem. Everyone.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By OverMyDeadBody on Thu 15-May-08 19:35:50
lolo at morphing us all together!

Did I mention my flat tummy <ducks for cover> wink

Yes mojo, get those boobs out and flaunt that gleavage while you can!

I'm fascinated by cleavages, probably coz I've never had one, I can definately see what the appeal is to men lol
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By getmeouttahere on Thu 15-May-08 19:34:07
My tits are like spaniels ears.

My legs are like sticks.

But I have a great flat stomach, slim arms and look fab in most clothes (size 10-12 and 5 foot 10).

Play to your good points, thats what I say.

If I don't blow my own trumpet, then who will ?? hehe
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Notalone on Thu 15-May-08 19:33:14
My overmydeadbody - your legs go on forever!

Georgiemama - I want beautiful eyes. Waahhhhh - its not fair lol. I think I am good in bed though so at least thats one thing.

Mojomummy - get that cleavage out and flaunt it!

How about if we found a machine that could morph us all together - we would be godamn perfect!!! grin
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Mojomummy on Thu 15-May-08 19:30:19
good for you girls !

I have great boobs, but they will droop. Great legs last forever grin
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By georgiemama on Thu 15-May-08 19:29:24
I haven't got great tits (anymore, after 14 months of breastfeeding) or a great arse or great legs - god how I would love great legs - but I have lovely eyes and I am incredibly good in bed. Will that do?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By OverMyDeadBody on Thu 15-May-08 19:28:51
<admires notalone's peachy behind>

grin
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By OverMyDeadBody on Thu 15-May-08 19:28:09
lol

I too have a fab arse, and although my calves are ever so slightly on the too muscly side my thighs more than make up for it!

lol

Who needs boobs with a peachy bottom grin
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Notalone on Thu 15-May-08 19:24:57
Well my calves are too muscley and you would need a microscope to find my tits but I have a lovely pert peachy bum so there grin
<<wiggles ass in general direction of overmydeadbody>> wink
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By OverMyDeadBody on Thu 15-May-08 19:20:44
grin

<sticks tongue out at all the big bossomed MNers with fab tits>

<hoiks skirt up even higher>

wink


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