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Mumsnet Discussions: Style and beauty : Oh my God I have fantastic tits! (39 messages)

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By twinsetandpearls on Thu 15-May-08 16:53:27

Have ordered some ultimo t shirt bras and once I got over the weight of them I tried them on and I cannot stop fondling my cleavage whilst admiring my side profile.

By twinsetandpearls on Thu 15-May-08 17:06:50

You are all ignoring me because you are jealous.

By Fullmoonfiend on Thu 15-May-08 17:08:20

hey, nice jubblies!

By HaventSleptForAYear on Thu 15-May-08 17:08:29

Yep

My bf bras do nothing for me, would love some new underwear

By HaventSleptForAYear on Thu 15-May-08 17:08:52

Pics?

By ChocolateRockingHorse on Thu 15-May-08 17:15:08

Twinset your alleged "fantastic tits" are not featured on your profile. There appears to be a spaniel of some kind there which I am assuming is not you.

Chop chop.. let's see.. and I'll call DH to come and judge! He's qualified you see.. he has been ogling breasts for over 35 years..

By twinsetandpearls on Thu 15-May-08 17:19:05

Are you saying my tits look like spaniels ears?

By Collision on Thu 15-May-08 17:20:20

Lovely puppies!!

where abouts in Lancs are you?

By ChocolateRockingHorse on Thu 15-May-08 17:20:45

Well, whack em out and I'll tell you!!

(That's the first time I've ever said ^that6! shock

)

By Custardo on Thu 15-May-08 17:23:42

want a link to bras please

are they for ample norkage?

By twinsetandpearls on Thu 15-May-08 17:24:04

Before and after on my profile

By twinsetandpearls on Thu 15-May-08 17:24:48

I am slightly scared I am being asked to get my boobs out and then being asked my precise geographical location. grin

By ggirl on Thu 15-May-08 17:27:54

rofl

By Custardo on Thu 15-May-08 17:33:50

pmsl tsap

not you presonally, i meant have they got a site? do us a link

By twinsetandpearls on Thu 15-May-08 17:37:49

They are here

I am a dd cup so have ample norkage but they do need a good lifting bra.

By HaventSleptForAYear on Thu 15-May-08 18:44:30

Just looked at your profile, thinking "wow she's brave."

Now rofl !

And like Custardo I was wanting links to your bra, not too you !

Think I would be quite worried if you really were lifting your shirt and posting pics of your boobs on tinternet.
grin

By twinsetandpearls on Thu 15-May-08 18:45:29

I was actually considering putting a picture of my covered cleavage up. Would that get me banned?

By HaventSleptForAYear on Thu 15-May-08 18:54:35

Well it's true I wasn't expecting a full frontal but hard evidence WITH clothes could be good (can always remove it later)

By iCod on Thu 15-May-08 18:55:22

you kwno those women who wear push up bras and hten a tight white t shirt
adn the bras dont fit
is that you?

By ChocolateRockingHorse on Thu 15-May-08 19:06:56

Well I wasn't asking for links to Twinset herself personally! Just to her tits for heaven sake! grin

DH is all deflated now.. he was hovering excitedly because I told him I was about to show him a MNer's norks for his perusal!

By ChocolateRockingHorse on Thu 15-May-08 19:08:10

Yes Haven'tSlept.. contrary to the picture I have painted, a page 3 spread wasn't what I was asking for either..

(Can't speak for DH, old perv that he is hmm

)

By ProfessorGrammaticus on Thu 15-May-08 19:10:55

Love the pictures!!
grin

By twinsetandpearls on Thu 15-May-08 19:15:40

My bras fit Cod! angry

My stomach prevents me from wearing a tight white t shirt sadly.

By Custardo on Thu 15-May-08 22:01:22

so does it proper strap your norks up?

i need a good nork strapper

By Bubble99 on Thu 15-May-08 22:04:24

You need a feckin' crane, Custy.

By QuintessentialShadows on Thu 15-May-08 22:04:24

Well hello Twinset (best Joey impersonation). I see there is room next to you on the coach. wink

By QuintessentialShadows on Thu 15-May-08 22:04:25

Well hello Twinset (best Joey impersonation). I see there is room next to you on the coach. wink

By Custardo on Thu 15-May-08 22:08:17

HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!!!!

<lets go out for a cig>

By twinsetandpearls on Thu 15-May-08 23:30:29

They are well and truly strapped up. I could kill small children if I get too close

By MABS on Fri 16-May-08 17:51:58

Custy - Bravissimo in Brighton are great, lets get pissed and go visit.

By Confidentialnamechanger on Fri 16-May-08 18:01:04

dd is not ample norkage, only one cup size above average

Mine are a 38HH

Now, that's ample norkage wink

By Flame on Fri 16-May-08 18:03:15

Erm, HOW do the bras fit... that link only goes up to a D...

By twinsetandpearls on Sun 18-May-08 11:46:21

I got mine from Next the other link was just the first thing that came up from google

By twinsetandpearls on Sun 18-May-08 11:46:52

Confidentialnamechanger I am firmly put in my place. grin

By twinsetandpearls on Sun 18-May-08 11:48:00

Dp has been mesmerised by my cleavage, there has not been much TV watched in the twinset house so my bra is also helping to save the world.

By electra on Sun 18-May-08 11:50:48

Ultimo are indeed good. But they don't do them in my size sad

By twinsetandpearls on Sun 18-May-08 11:52:21

Perhaps it is worth checking different retailers or checking different types of bra. I was after one of their frontless numbers and couldn't get that in my size but they do others. Next to a d-g range in ultimo

By electra on Sun 18-May-08 11:59:16

oh really? They should have my size then. I will have a look.

By Flame on Tue 20-May-08 08:51:00

Ooooooooooh much better link grin

Was all baffled before! They have my size grin

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