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Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 15:41:59
For anyone who wants a boost to their general health. The suggested goals are:

EAT 10 PORTIONS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much fruit and veg I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

DO (AT LEAST) 10 MINUTES OF EXERCISE EVERY DAY - can be yoga, stretching or something more energetic. The plan is that the idea of doing 10 minutes is not too daunting, and having started you may well find you want to do more.

There are no restrictions on what you eat so long as you get your 10 fruit and veg as well. The focus is not on weight loss but on improving our energy levels and hopefully our general mood and well-being. Sign up below and post here to tell us how you're getting on and how you are feeling.

Basic guidance on what constitutes a portion of fruit and veg here and you can download more detailed information by following the link at the very bottom of the page
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 15:44:45
Right before we veer madly off topic I have had some more grapes, another apple and another banana

dp has bought some Disney bananas hmm
I expressed scepticism as to the need to buy Disney branded fruit and he said they were the only organic ones in the shop
I asked him to show me where it said organic and he pointed to the words "Origin - Windward Isles"

I think he needs a lie down
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By cyteen on Sun 04-May-08 15:47:30
lol grin

This thread title has made me want tangerines now angry

Have eaten a massive salad for lunch...we have imposed a crap food ban for next week (Cadbury's habit getting out of control), so I'm looking forward to eating more fruit. Am usually pretty good, but there's always room for improvement.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 15:49:17
oh good luck with that cyteen
I am such a bloater I eat all this PLUS a load of chocolate
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 15:49:37
I am going to the gym though
I am
I am just having a quick lie down first
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By cyteen on Sun 04-May-08 15:50:28
Does sex count as exercise?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 15:51:55
I wouldn't know
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By cyteen on Sun 04-May-08 15:56:05
((F&Z's fanjo))

Tbh, I doubt the way we were doing it this morning counts...Sunday morning sloth sex. You'll get better value out of the cross trainer wink
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Fullmoonfiend on Sun 04-May-08 15:58:50
kiwi and strawberries, and a massive bloater baguette sarnie with hummous, grated carrot, red onion, cheese, red pepper, tomatoes, lettuce and cucumber.

home-made chocolate brownies...

Big roast with a gazillion veg for dinner coming up.

and rhubarb crumble
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By berolina on Sun 04-May-08 16:02:59
LOL franny grin Disney fruit though? shock Nothing like that here.

have just come back in from a lovely wander round central Berlin with the boys (fountains, boat-spotting on the river, stop for cake) and eaten rather a lot of watermelon. dh has just started some pumpkin soup.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By berolina on Sun 04-May-08 16:03:41
(the watermelon, and one cucumber, cost dh 13 euros shock - I think he was rather shocked himself)
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 16:29:24
Blimey Bero, that is expensive!!

Okay Tigerfeet, will make you a mate in a minute.

Have we heard any more from MrsC?

I took ds1 swimming this morning and there was a big inflatable crocodile which kept him fully occupied and I swam 680 metres shock It's years since I've done proper swimming as opposed to standing in the water holding small people so I am quite pleased smile

Lully, you are mauvey/pinky/purply but in a nice way, like a pretty shell, with sparkly bits.

Fmf, you are black with rainbow sparkles and silver sprinkly bits.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By BBBee on Sun 04-May-08 16:36:11
I did you FMF - I think you were purple - now you can go back and check and see it is all a sham as you hav changed colour

I have been on that family forest school thing we go on sometimes. It was fab - we did maypole dancing and made bird feeders and celebrated spring. It was all countrysidey. I feel like I have done loads of yoga.

lots of carrots and cucmber
3 apples
2 oranges

having sushi tonight - no idea how to do that fruit and veg wise.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By stuffitall on Sun 04-May-08 16:58:13
just laying my trail
cauliflower, apples, lots of out of puffy gardening and furniture moving
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Fullmoonfiend on Sun 04-May-08 17:06:36
purple and black! With sparkles! That does kind of suit my former gothy hippy turned rainbow sparkly persona grin

<<But really, I am green! mossy, silvery, leafy green>>

BBBeee, i only skimmed last night's loquaciouness. Doe you really see auras?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Fullmoonfiend on Sun 04-May-08 17:12:34
No BBee, I don't think yo u did mdo me last night

<<denies having scoured thread three times in vain>>

Does the colour mean anything? Or is it just that you associate people with colours?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 17:15:39
Oh Fmf you must come here and we will go to a woodland place with a valley of rocks - it is mossy and magical.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 17:24:48
lol @ the Disney bananas. That is quite shocking though really.

Been to the garden and planted leeks. My radishes, lettuce & mustard greens have not sprouted [disappointed]

1 banana (not disney or origin)

I am going to the gym
I am
I am just having a quick sit down wink
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 17:41:48
I've been
so ner wink
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 17:43:15
Gah. I'm still having a sit down. And another banana.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 17:46:24
ds just ate a Disney banana
"Mummy these are the nicest bananas ever"

hmm
dp smirking
I suspect a conspiracy
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Fullmoonfiend on Sun 04-May-08 17:59:26
oh no franny!!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 17:59:37
angry at the bananas. I do think caribbean ones are very good though but not because of Disney. Mine are from Guatemala and are delicious.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 18:03:54
poor ds
he ate a reasonable amount at aforementioned party and has spent the rest of the afternoon saying "I feel dodgy" "my body feels a bit crackers" etc
nothing specific he can say is wrong
dp and I have hunch it is sugar comedown type thing but it seems to be quite long lasting - maybe he is coming down with something? He isn't hot
he is very polite though which is slightly out of character and worrying wink
perhaps Disney bananas will cure him?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Pesha on Sun 04-May-08 18:05:14
Just had to pop in and say I love the thread title.

When I was a child I always thought it was Mr Tangerine man!

Took me a few seconds to realise when I saw this that it wasn't a thread about the Bob Dylan song but another 10/10 thread!! grin

Always love your thread titles!

Anyway, ahem, as you were people blush
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 18:05:20
oh I have had lots of cabbage and broccoli
orange juice
been to gym - cardio a bit of a challenge now as can't actually use any machines with dodgy pelvis
however did some very very slow walking and some arm / back / shoulder / chest weight things
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 18:06:10
hallo Pesha
feel free to come and be fruity if you like
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 18:11:03
Hello Pesha

I'm very impressed that you are getting to the gym at all, Franny. Well done. (Notice that I am still sitting here and am no closer to my workout)

Poor DS. It is worrying when they suddenly come over all polite, isn't it? And quiet. That's always a sign that DS is not quite right. Hope he is back to normal asap smile

Must get off fat arse to gym now
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Pesha on Sun 04-May-08 18:13:39
Ah well I would but um well you see the thing is I um well we're running a bit low on fruit and veg at the moment otherwise obviously I'd love to join you...

<<backs out slowly, slips on a banana, lands on a pineapple, jumps up, smiles awkwardly, turns and legs it>>

wink
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 18:17:46
ds has just eaten big healthy dinner and had a big poo and seems much revived tbh
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 18:18:08
Pesha have a Disney banana?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Fullmoonfiend on Sun 04-May-08 18:18:53
just about to tuck into chicken with Kale, spring greens, baby sweetcorn, brocolli, carrots, green beans, roasted parsnip and roast sweet potato.

With the fruit for brekkie and rhubarb for pud, I make that a 10. I thang yew...
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 18:25:01
ooh I have had 10 too
in fact I think I have had 11
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 18:25:23
yours sounds bloody good FMF
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By FrayedKnot on Sun 04-May-08 18:30:26
Hello

I liked that I was bluey-purple.

Have just got back from day trip to Lunnon (Science Museum).

Think I may not be able to move from the sofa now. Am hoping DS will fall asleep next to me so bedtime will be sorted.

Hope MrsC feeling a bit better today.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Pesha on Sun 04-May-08 18:33:36
Ah well if its Disney...

wink
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By FrayedKnot on Sun 04-May-08 18:42:28
May have to persuade DH to go and get a vegetable chow mein to keep up hmm
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 18:46:07
I think we should have a MrsC bulletin about now shouldn't we
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Sun 04-May-08 18:59:03
I have sent her another text today. Am hoping not to get the balance wrong and show her we're all thinking about her without badgering her.

Big greek salad for lunch.
Stuff, I don't know, I can't remember, fruit. [vague]
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By BBBee on Sun 04-May-08 19:01:30
that's crap boco - you have to remember.

Franny ban her please.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Sun 04-May-08 19:07:08
shock
you can't ban me, I'm still waiting for my motivational poster!
Maybe that's why I can't remember - without the poster it's too hard.

<white aura dumbs down to kind of greyish vague colour>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Sun 04-May-08 19:07:41
BBBee, tell us something nice.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By BBBee on Sun 04-May-08 19:08:45
yes I'm afraid it has gone rather grey hasn't it.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 19:10:54
lol
Boco, it's all about the details here. (Hopes no-one notices my lack of fruity details [hypocrite])

I am sure MrsC knows you are texting because we care and not because we want to bug her. Hope she is feeling much better today.

I went to the gym. I did 30 minutes of running and played with the weights for a while. It's a lovely day but I think I may run over to the student cinema and watch a film.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Sun 04-May-08 19:11:34
I am tired. Slept on a mattress in the sitting room and everytime dp turned over I rolled off and wedged down the side of the settee.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By BBBee on Sun 04-May-08 19:11:36
I went to forest school and we did maypole dancing nad I did it and it was all jolly and my cheeks were flushed.

is that nice?

On my way to my course in the wee small hours I usually pass about 4 urban foxes.

is that nice?

someone on here just made me a facebook friend but we have NO friends in common - how does that work?

is that nice?

Davina McCall is only going to do one more series of big brother.

is that nice?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 19:15:24
Bee will you be my FB friend? And Boco? Who else is on FB? I am collecting.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Sun 04-May-08 19:18:03
How do they know who you are, the person who you have no friends in common with?

Yes, the maypole dancing and the cheeks is the nicest.

The foxes is nice.

Indifferent to the dAvina.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By BBBee on Sun 04-May-08 19:18:15
yes but i have really sweary friends - one of my friends spends his time trying to embarrass me on FB - is all cocks and whores.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By BBBee on Sun 04-May-08 19:19:37
i don;t know you know - how did she find me?

also the photo I have at the minute is one of my hip not my face.

hmm

now show yourself!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 19:24:13
I hear Toot collects friends she doesn't know too wink
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 19:33:26
Toot, do you play scrabble?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By stuffitall on Sun 04-May-08 19:49:22
More apples, carrots

Have prepared house for making asparagus soup
everything is clean, no housework to do, I can devote my full attention to it but feeling a bit unhopeful about the whole procedure

Stripped off to nics and bra today to do the gardening, as it was so hot and we have high hedges, it was v liberating. The children giggled like mad.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Sun 04-May-08 19:50:55
I don't understand - so, do you know her? Is she definitely an mner? Is she a random stranger. I have a couple of those who I befriended by accident. An american yoof who kept telling me my graffit rocked, and when i look at his wall it's all 'hey dude, you like suck ASSS, you are like totally GAY dude!'

It's anuvva weld.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 19:58:13
Oh Boco, how strange. I only have people I know in RL and MNers on my FB. And a man that someone else introduced me to.

I would like to collect my namesakes but I fear they may be rather odd.

lol @ preparing the whole house for soup-making. If I stripped of to my undies to do the gardening, I would be arrested.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Sun 04-May-08 20:00:38
Well I only aimed to have people I know too, but accidentally agreed to be friends with a couple of people because I wasn't concentrating. That happens in real life too.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 20:02:29
Oh Boco, you made me larf. Fancy making friends by accident when you aren't paying attention. It's a dangerous world!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By FrayedKnot on Sun 04-May-08 20:03:14
Lol BBBee we do potentially have a friend in common

I have just added four people

But only two of you have replied so far...one of the ones who hasn;t replied yet is also your friend

It is a bit odd but logical if you think about it I suppose

After my recent performance adding someone who turned out not to be the person at all, I have got a bit bold

<Am not a weirdo honest>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Sun 04-May-08 20:05:13
None of you have added me. Do you know my name?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 20:07:26
I'd add you but you are all so secretive.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By FrayedKnot on Sun 04-May-08 20:10:24
BBBee is away furiously changing her privacy settings so weirdos people like me can;t find her

Boco I have an idea
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 20:12:15
lol
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By FrayedKnot on Sun 04-May-08 20:13:12
UR you can find me with my e-mail address

vicdubya at yahoo dot co dot uk

<Awaits a deluge of weirdos>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 20:15:17
Boco, there are 312 people with your name. Or what I thought was your name.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 20:15:29
right Boco
remind me what this poster going to be about?
being funny while itching wasn't it?
this is really what you want to be celebrated for?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 20:15:37
1 wierdo waiting for you FK.

I'm not sure about this MNers on FB business. You all have real names. And they're not right.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 20:17:10
My name isn't actually my original name. I have never bonded with my current name, despite having it since I was 4 or 5.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 20:18:14
I have TUMMY ACHE. I didn't poo this morning because I was wearing a swimming costume and, thinking about it, I'm not sure I pooed yesterday.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 20:18:24
Oh that's interesting, Toot. My name was different for a while but my name is definitely me. Except that people often call me Rachel. Which is odd, because when I was very young, I really wished I'd been called Rachel.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 20:19:17
Toot, you are funny. I know I shouldn't have but I laughed at your last post. I'm sorry. Could you do a poo now?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 20:20:04
I have tried but it wasn't successful sad
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By stuffitall on Sun 04-May-08 20:20:12
v mysterious all this FB-ing in and out

go to a library first thing tomorrow toot -- it's a poo guarantee
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 20:21:14
oh god yes, ds2 used to poo in the library without fail. In his pants.
But it's bank holiday tomorrow.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 20:21:28
Stuffit, do you poo in the library? Sending you poo vibes, Toot. Do you have any flax seed?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 20:23:10
No, no flax seed. Or prunes.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By stuffitall on Sun 04-May-08 20:23:15
not actually squatting in the adult fiction but one little mooch and I need to leave pronto then come back, it's a recognised medical phenomoen

forgot about bnk holiday, we are at school
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 20:24:27
pooing in the library is temperature related IMO
turn your heating up TooT
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 20:24:47
I have never heard of this pooing in the library phenomenon. It doesn't work for me. Looks like you're stuck til Tuesday, Toot. Unless you have peaches, pears or plums.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 20:24:57
Actually, I think a lot of people poo in libraries, but oddly. There seem to be splodges in odd places <shudder>
I mean, how does one poo down the front, outside of the loo? hmm
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By berolina on Sun 04-May-08 20:25:13
Pleasantly full after pumpkin soup with pumpkin seeds and chickpeas, and salad with toasted sunflower seeds. Both boys asleep. shock I need to hand ds2 (is asleep in my arms) to dh, finish the washing-up and have a shower.

Feel very left out of all the FB talk. I have a rather irrational terror of it and similar sites. There are people from when I was growing up that I really don't want to encounter/find/be found by.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 20:25:32
We don't have heating atm. I could try a hot water bottle?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 20:26:12
I don't know why I put a question mark there.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By stuffitall on Sun 04-May-08 20:28:04
Lol it's not the heating, it's the mooching. Bookshops work too. Something about the quiet and the relaxing. I read about a doctor who recommended it to his constipated old ladies.

Also afraid of fb but irrationally want to see what i'm missing
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By stuffitall on Sun 04-May-08 20:29:10
I so love it when the garden's "done" for a week. Just have to mow the lawn on Tuesday then can sit and sigh in it.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 20:30:16
Ds2 has been getting sharp pains in his head above sore eye today. Could this be related to injury? Or a reaction to squinting? [concerned]
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 20:30:46
Stuffit, come and pull out small weeds with me.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By UnderRated on Sun 04-May-08 20:31:45
I don't understand FB. I am on there, with minimal information, and I play scrabble. From time to time, I inactivate my account but nosiness always gets the better of me.

Ok, I must go out now.

Lovely to have 2 sleeping boys, Bero. Hope your tummyache gets sorted out soon, Toot.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By littlerach on Sun 04-May-08 20:31:48
We have been to the circus.

Both girls loved it,and didn't cry. we delyed taking them for years, as dd1 used ot be scared of people dressed up.

Veg bake type thing, with courgettes and pappers.
Brocolo, carrots and sweetcorn.
Museli with apricots
Tomaotes
More starnge lychee things.

They are a bit lik elychees, but have very smooth skins. They are pretty much the same inside.
The girl at the market did tell me, somehting like lydons?

DH has been digging our new garden lots more, as it has been dry, and it is starting to look like osemthing other than wasteland.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By stuffitall on Sun 04-May-08 20:35:37
I can spend a long time weeding. Sorry about the pain -- it'll be a nightmare to see someone tomorrow won't it.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By FrayedKnot on Sun 04-May-08 20:36:45
TooT

things which might work

Drink two big glasses of water

Massage your tummy ina clockwise direction

Nettle tea ( can you find some real young fresh nettles which haven;t possibly had dog wee on them?)
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 20:37:06
I don't know if I should be worried or not.

Hello LittleRach - is that the circus that has been advertised muchly locally?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 20:38:00
Oh thank you FK smile
Yes, quite a lot of nettles in the garden.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 20:43:37
The clockwise massage is helping a bit already...
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By pinkspottywellies on Sun 04-May-08 20:48:47
Urgh. You've talked loads today!! Will catch up.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By IdrisTheDragon on Sun 04-May-08 21:00:46
Hello smile

FK I am now your friend on FB. Boco I have been yours for ages smile. And also BBbee. And TooT I am yours as well.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By FrayedKnot on Sun 04-May-08 21:03:23
Keep massaging TooT!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 21:04:34
Pink, was that Urrgh about my poo? hmm

Idris, yes smile Your dcs are gorgeous

I have just been sending and receiving plants.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By pinkspottywellies on Sun 04-May-08 21:14:29
Idris can you find me through TooT now? My photo's the same as on here.

Of course I wasn't urghing your poo TooT!! Just that I had a lot to read!

Raisins, peas, tomato, cuc, parsley [clutching at straws]
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 21:17:29
I still haven't pooed, or even parped, but things have eased smile
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By pinkspottywellies on Sun 04-May-08 21:18:05
I don't know if I can handle this. I might have to unfriend you all. I can't cope with all this real name stuff!

Did anyone see the Mumsnet news email the other week when they tried to pretend that Littlelapin is called Jane!!!! hmm
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 21:20:17
Can you unfriend people?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By stuffitall on Sun 04-May-08 21:20:54
Toot the tummy massage sounds good (don't know why am so interested in poo tonight) but have you tried..

kneel on the floor
bend forward till your face is touching the floor and stretch your arms out as much as poss with your bum still on your heels, maybe a little bit in the air

it's a bit yoga-ish and i'm really not taking the proverbial but I wouldn't do it in a library

l like mn names
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By stuffitall on Sun 04-May-08 21:23:12
or take Great Expectations into the loo
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By pinkspottywellies on Sun 04-May-08 21:26:12
I think it would technically be called removing you. Or deleting. But that sounds meaner. And more permanant.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 21:28:13
Thanks stuffit, will bear that in mind smile
Great Expectations? grin
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 21:29:22
Pink, I picked up a friend by mistake, thinking she was UR. Would it be mean to unfriend her? She may be desperate for friends.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 21:29:46
oh keep her
she may be fab
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 21:31:37
She only has five friends. She can stay for a bit, although she seems to have an unhealthy interest in vampires.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TooTicky on Sun 04-May-08 21:32:15
Franny, I have been talking about poo and you missed it.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 21:34:03
I didn't miss it
I never miss poo
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By stuffitall on Sun 04-May-08 21:35:59
or maybe Hard Times
(the first one wasn't a joke but that is!) blush
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By stuffitall on Sun 04-May-08 21:40:47
sorry Toot definitely shouldn't lol
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By stuffitall on Sun 04-May-08 21:59:26
gawd
have done it
have caused upset
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 22:15:15
gosh it's quiet tonight
and last night was so sociable
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Fullmoonfiend on Sun 04-May-08 22:15:15
Happy National Star Wars Day veggrs....








May the Fourth (be with you...)
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By IdrisTheDragon on Sun 04-May-08 22:18:54
I think I have added you pink (or at least I hope I have smile)

You can remove people as friends and they don't get told that you have
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By aviatrix on Sun 04-May-08 22:29:17
Have missed about 200 messages. Do we have any news of MrsC?

I have deleted myself from facebook, well insofar as you can.

carrots, onions, beans, peppers, broc, asparagus, mushrooms, apple, raisins.

And 30 minutes walking pushing a buggy.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 04-May-08 22:31:28
avi no news today, did you see yesterday's news which was that she is ok but in pain and feeling emotional
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By BBBee on Sun 04-May-08 22:57:55
people have added me on face book. It is oddly odd and stragnly strange as my two internet worlds collide.

Someoen asked me if i can really see auras - i made it up - but the colours did come to mind when i thought of you - so idris could never be an orange whereas franny could.

my niece can do it and if you ask her she tells you like ti is obvious. she is four. She told me i was blue and i sparkled.

I have my bookclub on tues and i haven;t read the book (again) which is bad isn;t it.

Oh oh oh oh, can I have extra 10/10 points for picking and identifying and eating sorrel leaves in a meadow?

DS wants to make nettle soup tomorrow. Shall we?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By BBBee on Sun 04-May-08 22:59:00
oh DS told my mum that i sometimes take him to meet people i talk to on the internet shock has only been you lot and boco - hardly traumatic!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Sun 04-May-08 23:02:53
You might think you have Avi, but you can never delete yourself from facebook, Ehehverrr.

We heard from MrsC yesterday, she was ok but in pain and emotional . Not heard today.

My cousin is still staying with her baby. He's very sweet and dribbly. But he doesn't like to sleep very much.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By BBBee on Sun 04-May-08 23:03:04
oh oh oh look look (but not toot) these are on offer and they are the best sex I ever had!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By BBBee on Sun 04-May-08 23:04:55
buy the chocolate boco - i think a homopath recommended it for helping illurstratords get their work done or something.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By berolina on Sun 04-May-08 23:05:27
Just looking in. Am in a quiet (not bad-quiet, more pensive-quiet) mood. Have been eating strawberries. ds2 is back in my arms, asleep. I so want to put him down, but He Will Wake Up. Boco, your little non-sleeping guest sounds very like him.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By BBBee on Sun 04-May-08 23:07:00
hi bero

i get those moods - i quite like them - all staring into space and letting the world pass by without getting too involved. It is good - helps your unconicous mind to grow.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Boco on Sun 04-May-08 23:08:40
Oh god they look really really good.
I've wanted chocolate all evening - or biscuits or cake or anything really. We've nothing nice, I had an apple, which is nice - but not hte right kind of nice.

Dp went to the shop and came back without chocolate and when quizzed as to how he could do such a thing he said he didn't know what to get so he just got himself a beer and didn't bother with the chocolate. I did think that I might not like him anymore.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By BBBee on Sun 04-May-08 23:09:19
oh and the cherries soaked in kirsch preserves thier vitamin content adn then the dark chocolate has antioxidants.

They are virually one of those superfoods. I am going to devise a detox around them. And coffee.

I will be famous like carol voderman but wuth a more symmetrical face and not so much number sense. I will throw a champagne party to celebrate my success and you can come. I won;t forget where I started.