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Mumsnet Discussions: Recipes : NO banter no chat just foods you really COULDNY eat at a dinner aprty (112 messages)
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Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By HuwEdwards on Mon 07-Apr-08 14:07:01
Offal

Rabbit
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By wilbur on Mon 07-Apr-08 14:06:27
Any kind of offal
Raw oysters (cooked ok)
Any kind of coconut pudding
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Pelvicfloornomore on Mon 07-Apr-08 14:05:27
Meat in any shape or form
Fish
Boiled eggs
Cold rice
Blue stinky mouldy cheeses
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By DrippingLizzie on Mon 07-Apr-08 14:04:46
Whitebait. Slimy, bony little bastards with staring, beady eyes that get stuck between your teeth.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By stillstanding on Mon 07-Apr-08 13:59:26
What an accommodating crowd you are! Very refreshing ...

Had a dinner recently and got emails that ran to pages with the lists of no-go areas. Ended up serving the most banal stuff you could imagine to keep within the boundaries. So boring.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By onebatmother on Mon 07-Apr-08 10:38:16
"OBM, I take it you don't touch sausages/sausage rolls/pies/ready meals then?"

shock even posh sausages? cock sausage?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Aitch on Mon 07-Apr-08 00:49:31
am struggling here... eyeballs. hairy tongue does give me the heaves as well. so many things on the list that i love, though.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By SueW on Mon 07-Apr-08 00:41:46
Mussels

Most of the stuff I've skimmed on here and also wouldn't touch I'm unlikely to encounter in suburban Notts/Derbys
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By serenity on Sun 06-Apr-08 23:11:53
Used to like rabbit until I looked into the pot of rabbit stew MIL was cooking, and the little bugger looked back (cooking heads is just plain wrong)
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By serenity on Sun 06-Apr-08 23:10:02
Roast Lamb (except when MIL cooks it) is vile - tastes like how a farm yard smells
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Blossomhill on Sun 06-Apr-08 23:08:28
lamb <heave>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Cloudhopper on Sun 06-Apr-08 23:07:45
Baked beans, tomato ketchup or a fried egg. Would make me retch.

Luckily not on the dinner party menu very often.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By KerryMum on Sun 06-Apr-08 23:06:59
monkey brains
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Swedes on Sun 06-Apr-08 23:06:20
I once stayed in a charming family run hotel in France for a few days. They cooked the most wonderful meals and we sung the chef's praises at every opportunity. On our last night the whole family turned out to dine with us and served us the chef's speciality - a whole goose-bumpy, hairy, cow's tongue served in a cidre jus. It's hard to be polite when you're gagging, even harder trying to be polite in French when you're gagging.

So I'd like to nominate tongue.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By shinyshoes on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:53:51
any offal,Dont do innards BLERGH, any root veg, (apart from potatoes of course), avacado, mango.

Pretty much eat anything else
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Califrau on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:53:48
DH has done the live octopus. That wouldn't phase me either I don't think. I eat all seafood, happy to eat kidneys and sweetbreads. Not so keen on liver. I don't eat fwuffy bunny or duck-duck but will eat baa-lamb and chicken licken with no problems [fickle]. I do eat mushrooms and the onion family (which I probably shouldn't) and tomatoes (see the comment about the onion family). I can't eat fruit (sad)or (alleluia) brassicas (grin)
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DoodleToYou on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:50:54
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Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By expatinscotland on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:50:42
she said it was tough, moondog.

barf!

she was most satisfied, however, with the food on her Air France journey last month.

it rather peeved her that she had to pay $5 for a whisky on Continental.

and it was blended!

she still says no one does good airline food and service like Singapore Air.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Califrau on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:49:38
Seeker - CARBS!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By moondog on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:49:06
What Doodle?
Sauasages or offal?
(Or both)
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DoodleToYou on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:48:51
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Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By moondog on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:48:31
I'd think twice about the hound,it has to be said. grin
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Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By expatinscotland on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:42:28
Oh, she'd love it. Right up there with those minnows she ate one time in Korea.

She's also eaten dog, horse, live octopus, plenty of squid, pickled lotus leaves, etc.

She loves tripas, tripe served up on a corn tortilla. As a breakfast. Also tongue and menudo, which is made from tripe. Mexican chorizo is made from brains. She loves that.

Not much she won't eat.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By moondog on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:38:56
Oh, and you too doodle.

Howzabout the old 'reformed ham'???

(aka cock/balls/hooves/eyelids)
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By moondog on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:38:01
OBM, I take it you don't touch sausages/sausage rolls/pies/ready meals then?

Expat, we'll have her along for the ride.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By notnowbernard on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:37:56
banana
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DoodleToYou on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:37:48
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Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By onebatmother on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:37:38
realized too late that 'extremity' would preclude leg of lamb etc [der]
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Dragonbutter on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:36:29
The french do some sort of delicacy which is various meats in a kind of jelly. I was served it at a french wedding and it was soooo revolting.

But i do love any kind of seafood.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By onebatmother on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:36:15
internal organ
foot
nose
brain
cock/balls
eye
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By onebatmother on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:35:35
internal organ
extremity
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By expatinscotland on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:35:19
My mother would eat that, moony.

She's the most adventurous eater I've met.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By moondog on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:33:09
I am going to Korea next year (sister moving there with Korean dh) and am soo looking forward to eating straight from tjhe sea seafood including octopus still alive as you eat it. grin
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By seeker on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:31:41
I went to a dinner party in Moscow once and I have absolutely no idea what I ate - I was so drunk that it could have been raw bambi for all I know.

Califrau - I was fascinated by your list - what DO you eat?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Ellbell on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:27:29
Probably not, expat.

Actually, you're right, definitely not. (Thank God!) I also think my Italian friends would know not to tell me I was eating foal, even if they were cruel enough to serve it up to me.

I have to say, I've only ever been served suckery tentacles in Italy too. My friend asked me if I liked fish. I said yes. And what I got was rubbery tentacle stuff. I had to plead a sudden migraine and go and lie down. (And I don't even get migraines... it was all I could think of!)
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By moondog on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:25:41
I would eat owt.

ActuLLY NO I WOULDN'T.
oNCE WENT TO DINNER PARTY in Russia (excuse me for sounding like a knob) given by peace Corps American know all. Chicken legs and mash (yuk anyway). Chicken was not cooked so when cut into, blood ran into potato.

She picked up my plate and zapped it in micro wave but i couldn't face it,I really couldnt. I had to retire to balcony in -16 temp for restorative fab and glass of Russian champers.

Oh yes, would sooner die than eat a baked bean but not likely in dinner party.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By expatinscotland on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:23:46
A person wouldn't actually serve horse at a British dinner party, though, would they?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Ellbell on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:22:33
Olives
Tentacles with suckers (i.e. I like calamari and baby octopus, but really struggle if you can see the suckers on the tentacles of squid/octopus)
Definitely agree about tripe
Would struggle with horse if I knew it was horse, though am sure have eaten it without knowing in the past. (The dd still talk about the horse-meat butchers we saw in Venice, which had foal salami on show in the window. That would be a cute baby animal too far for me!)
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Washersaurus on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:19:46
Prawn cocktail
Offal
Rabbit
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By notnowbernard on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:19:44
oysters

anything with custard

go a bit peculiar wih anything too fishy
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By expatinscotland on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:16:47
Organ meat of ANY sort

Any game.

Undercooked meat.

Cheese or cream-based dishes - I don't tolerate lactose well.

Fish pie
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By unknownrebelbang on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:14:23
Far too many to mention.

But then I'm renowned for being faddy.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By maidamess on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:13:57
prawns , peppers, internal organs , squid,

mussels, coconut

anything in a shell (apart from a boiled egg)
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By pointydog on Sun 06-Apr-08 22:09:48
dh refused foie gras
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Fimbo on Sun 06-Apr-08 21:01:53
macaroni cheese
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By cositjustisok on Sun 06-Apr-08 20:53:54
Pigs trotters......my mum gave them to us as kids in a stew...never forgot the smell or taste..something I never wanna try again !!!!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Slubberdegullion on Sun 06-Apr-08 19:34:31
ooooh Malory...braised red cabbage.......

oh yes
[very yes absolutely emoticon]

This thread is making me hungry. I love most of this rejected stuff.

Our butcher gives me liver for free as no one wants to buy it anymore.
sad for liver grin for me and liver and bacon in gravy

[falling off chair in pleasure emoticon]
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By serenity on Sun 06-Apr-08 19:26:29
Seafood, offal or game I definitely couldn't eat.

There's an awful lot of vegetables I don't like, but I can and have eaten them with a big smile to be polite.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By JeremyVile on Sun 06-Apr-08 19:26:27
Oh God MT, you're just like DP - just cannot shut the frig up!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By MaloryTowersTraditionalist on Sun 06-Apr-08 19:26:22
www

would you try my white braised cabbage with juniper berries??

or braised red cabbage in cranberry and orange juice??<<<swoons>>>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Wickedwaterwitch on Sun 06-Apr-08 19:24:18
pasta
tapioca
rice pudding
cabbage
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By NotQuiteCockney on Sun 06-Apr-08 19:22:51
I don't think there's anything I couldn't eat at a dinner party. I really don't like liver, kidney, etc (except for foie gras, or liver pate ... consistency ... hobgoblin ... etc).
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By MaloryTowersTraditionalist on Sun 06-Apr-08 19:21:07
i love so many of the foods listed on here
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By OverMyDeadBody on Sun 06-Apr-08 19:20:16
Oops, ok, I lied, I have been to quite a few Burns suppers and enjoyed many a tasty Haggis!

I haven't been served it outside of this setting though.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By eekamoose on Sun 06-Apr-08 19:19:56
Cucumber. Natural yogurt. Cottage cheese. Watermelon.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By pooka on Sun 06-Apr-08 19:18:18
Tripe.
Fish with eyes
Baby squid.

Apart from that, I would eat most things offered, even if I don't like them i.e. olives

And actually, I would still eat tripe etc if they were dished up at a dinner party, because that's the way I was brought up. Would prefer to have a dinner party that was't like a bush tucker trial though. wink
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By mybabysinthegarden on Sun 06-Apr-08 19:17:44
You'd probably be served it if you went to a Burns supper. Just to warn you.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By OverMyDeadBody on Sun 06-Apr-08 19:16:32
I have yet to be served tripe or offal at a dinner party.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By FrayedKnot on Sun 06-Apr-08 19:15:17
Offal
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Fullmoonfiend on Sun 06-Apr-08 19:01:27
I cannot abide mussels or seafood in a shell (lobster is ok, and prawns).
And I can't cope with foie gras knowing how it is produced.
Imagine my joy when we got invited to potential new friends' for dinner and were served foie gras followed by moules marnier...I got extremely pissed because the only way I could eat a mouthful of either course was to take a huge gobful of wine and swallow the offending articles down with it ...blush
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DANCESwithaMuffinTop on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:59:07
Seafood (incl. fish, eels etc)
Tripe/offal
Could probably force down liver or kidney but no other organs
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By OverMyDeadBody on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:58:27
And, although I would eat it, any meal that has been prepared without the addition of any salt, and there isn't even any salt on the table to add yourself,is not a meal I would enjoy. There's nothing wrong with a little salt, it brings out the flavour of food.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MaloryTowers on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:58:04
fark

i fluffed it again didnt i ??/blush
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By tinylady on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:57:58
Anything organic- yuck!!!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MaloryTowers on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:57:19
franny

sometimes(like here) i just want to read the answers not all the banter and i know how mnteteters like to go off at a tangetntwink you know,you satra thread about vaginal discharge and within a few posts you find yourself recommending a reasonably priced shed or telling all about the little hotel you stayed at in the cotswolds)

smile
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By mybabysinthegarden on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:57:00
JV: fish pie with cheese in the topping, seafood risotto with parmesan etc.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By JeremyVile on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:56:41
Oh yes, and fish pie has cheese and thats nice.
(Sorry about the chat MT, but you fluffed it 5 posts in....)
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By donnie on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:55:39
see that would make me puke, pointydog.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By OverMyDeadBody on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:54:23
jellied eals

jelly

corned beef

fruit cake/christmas cake/christmas pudding/mincemeat

chocolate with alcohol in it. What a waste of chocolate, and what a waste of alcohol
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By FrannyandZooey on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:53:53
what is all this no banter no chat thing malory? hmm
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By pointydog on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:53:24
I have a lovely recipe for prawns in a vermouthy creamy sauce with parmesan.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By donnie on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:53:09
any tripe or innards.

clams/oysters/ shellfish

banana in anything

egg stuff

most puddings - prefer savoury

any spirits, only drink wine or champagne ( ponce emoticon)

very rich things like prunes with stilton( boak city)
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By JeremyVile on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:52:32
"dishes that combine seafood and cheese"

People do that? Really?
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By JeremyVile on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:51:01
Liver
Kidney
Heart
Brain (you never know - I could be dining with a freak)
Tongue (ditto)
Summer pudding
Anchovies
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By Califrau on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:50:15
Indian
Mexican
Vietnamese
Thai
Szechuan
Polish

erm...
am flagging now but there are many many more nations I can offend with one fell swoop. I cannot have anything spicy, not even paprika, no peppers and I can't "just pick them out" hmm.
I woudl also commit hari kari rather than ingest broccoli or cauliflower <boak>
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By mybabysinthegarden on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:48:09
dishes that combine seafood and cheese
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By pointydog on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:45:57
There's very little I couldn't eat.

My mil's sister made seafood vol au vents as a canape once. I find cold meat/seafood in sauce vol au vents hard to swallow.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MaureenMLove on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:44:26
Offal for me too. Discusting! I've got my own offal thankyou, I don't need anymore.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By RubySlippers on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:44:19
raisins, in or accompanying anything

<<boak>>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By SmugColditz on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:43:59
No I couldn't, i would be sick
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By pointydog on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:43:04
fish pie would be hard. Couldn't clear my plate
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MaloryTowers on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:41:35
you couldnt phsically eat chocco fudge cake????
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By SmugColditz on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:41:14
whellks
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By SmugColditz on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:40:49
Tripe

marzipan

chocolate fudge cake
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By janeite on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:39:19
Meat or fish. And I have problems with aubergines and courgettes but would probably manage to force them down.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MaloryTowers on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:39:19
no

i have only seeen tripe oin fernch and spainsh marlkets<<<<heave>>>>>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By TurkeyLurkey on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:39:19
Liver and kidney too malory.

Plus I find anything of a sloppy nature hard to swallow (oo-eerr missus) like, rice pudding, blancmange and trifle. Barrrfff-tastic!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By ruddynorah on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:38:37
people do not serve tripe at dinner parties do they? dear god.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MaloryTowers on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:37:21
(i wouldnt like but i could eat bambi/olivey things/v hot spcy curry/trifle/fruit salad)
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By weebleswobble on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:37:13
Anything cooked with honey.
Fruit or nuts in with savory dish....yuk!
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MaloryTowers on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:36:26
lol soupy
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Anonymousse1 on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:36:25
cheese to me = a a block of neatly formed puke
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By MrsLoVeTt on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:35:40
offal
cheese
trifle
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By SoupDragon on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:35:35
chesse? Along with p(r)awns?
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By smugmumofboys on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:35:22
any meat

I couldn't pretend not to be veggie just to be polite.
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By ButterflyBessie on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:35:15
Tongue

Tripe

Kedgeree

Pork pie
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By robinpud on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:34:58
offal
anything that swims and has eyes and /or tentacles
skippy (aka roo)
horse meat
hot hot curries
my mate's home made lime pickle
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MaloryTowers on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:34:26
chesse>???shock
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By SoupDragon on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:34:10
hot/spicy food
seafood
offal
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MaloryTowers on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:34:00
oh yes tripe for me but really cant imagine i would ever be served it
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Anonymousse1 on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:33:44
cheese, of any form
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By BBBee on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:33:41
raw egg [blee!]
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Slubberdegullion on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:33:40
murray mint flambe suprise wink
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By belgo on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:33:15
don't like. It doesn't matter though, as I never get invited to any dinner parties.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By DeeRiguer on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:33:06
marzipan
tripe or any innards or meat at all
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By WatsTheStory on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:32:55
Squid

Liver

Kidney

Heart

Pigs Trotters <vomo>
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MaloryTowers on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:32:31
realy belgo???dont like or wllaergy
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By belgo on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:31:59
fish or seafood.
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By Miggsie on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:31:23
Bambi or Thumper meat
No way!
Contact the poster Contact mumsnet about this post By peanutbear on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:30:45
anything coffee flavoured envy but as sick
Contact the poster See this person's profile Contact mumsnet about this post By MaloryTowers on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:29:56
for me its

liver

kidney


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