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photograph your vulva and get a pendant made out of it...(honestly)

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By Fri 30-Oct-09 18:21:06 Add message | Report | Contact poster
you go http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32333269
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mon 09-Nov-09 11:18:47
Well I do have a solid silver pendant in the shape of a foof. I wil wear it to the MN Xmas pissup.

You think I'm joking, don't you....grin
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sun 08-Nov-09 13:00:00
I once spend a hen night pretending that I was a c*nt sculptress specialising in making brass c*nt and cock locks where the cock fits in the lady-part. I thought it was hilarious.

*kicks self for missing out on genuine business opportunity*
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sat 07-Nov-09 16:32:42
Hilarious grin
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sat 07-Nov-09 16:15:27
And for the art lover who has everything... a Frida Kahlo uterus
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Sat 07-Nov-09 15:40:34
If you like this you'll love Regretsy
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 06-Nov-09 21:01:25
That is hilarious!
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 06-Nov-09 20:59:03
my god i have face ache from laughing so much...thanks for all the great links grin
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 06-Nov-09 20:48:46
Oh my bloody god you can clone your partner's todger too
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 06-Nov-09 18:55:11
oh my farking god. Who the hell would wear one of those things
Add message | Report | Contact poster By Fri 06-Nov-09 18:36:57
www.tamponcrafts.com/heart.html

Why would you think this was a good idea ?
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