ouch

have done the same, plus got vicks/deep heat in my eye after rubbing on dh chest/back and then me taking contacts out

<makes note to self>

MUST wash hands after touching dh !!!

oh pmsl bless you

I have a friend that did similar with tiger balm, she put it on her man in a boat (clitoris ) for fun

WHY!

ilkboo was the Olbas Oil an accident or ahem did you just overdo it while using it for a no intended purpose

Yep me too on the deep heat mistake - the old ralgex tubes bore a similar resemblance to Canesten...Ouch at the KY mistake though!!
Hope you are feeling a bit better by now comewhine I love all the suggestions (though i'm not sure what Mr Bump would make of being the solution to your problem )!
You've made the MN talk round up though - some consolation?!!!!

LOL reminds me of the time I was in the shower washing my hair with mentholy wash n go. Thought I'd give me bits a lather too as was short of time, well, it's all hair isn't it... The imprint of my head is still in the bathroom ceiling as I leapt six feet into the air...

Lots of snorting going on it seems !

This has made me laugh out loud

<< trys to keep a straight face whilst saying ouch for you >>

Oh that is so funny! I'm really sorry but that made me snort out loud ! Hope you are soon feeling better OP .

<snort>