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: who would marry this man of all people??????????????????
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I want to be iggied, I am going to make a badge and wear it with pride, "I was IGGIED by a Christian Fundamentalist, flat earth believing, misogynist freak".
Well I gave up half way through his list of requirements. Shortly after he said you weren't fall in love unless he said so. Likes he's that irresistible...sure mate keep on dreaming...
Actually, there are loads of men like this. Not all as waffly: the ones I sometimes dealt with would post personal ads along the lines of 'Baywatch babe wanted for no strings sex. I am not prepared to pay. You must be beautiful.' And then ring up the magazine office and berate us for not forwarding the millions of replies from all those beautiful Baywatch babes out there just gagging to have sex with a random man who wasn't even going to offer them moneyh...
Is he divorced? I lost the will to live halfway down his spiel and assumed his first wife must also have lost hers, although how she lasted 20 years is beyond me...
I can't believe that he would receive anything back from this! Who on earth would manage to get to the end of that and then still want to have anything to do with him?
The 'Transition into Whoredom' bit and this bit: 'If the careful reading, comprehending and retaining of what applies to you is not worth your time, then you are not worth my time, so please just go away! If I find that you did not carefully read, comprehend and retain the parts of this profile that pertain to you, I will simply state something like: "It is clear that you did not carefully read, comprehend and retain what I stated in my profile, you are now iggied." Iggied means that you are put on my ignore list so that I no longer receive messages from you.'
Well I'm glad we got that clear. I'd hate to carefully read but then forget to also comprehend and retain and be 'iggied'.
Luckily his 'perfect' woman is a figment of his imagination. Who was it who was into Venn Diagrams. His ideal woman = null set. I mean, what's in it for the woman? No wonder he is getting overtures from BDSM submissives. You would have to be a masochist.
And double standards. He wants her to be thin/slim but he says he has another 30 pounds to lose so by the sounds of it, like the women of his age he describes, he has let himself go.
As for the Nazi bust measurement requirements. Who fancies doing a counterpart requirement list? 'If you are less than 8 inches, it would be highly unlikely that I would be interested.'
And this bit: '5. If I find that you are the girl I want, I will send you an email containing instructions for you to take pictures of yourself wearing certain clothes and in certain poses. These pictures will prove to me that you are not some man or woman with pictures found on the internet or somewhere else of a young pretty girl whom you are pretending to be and also prove that you are seriously interested in me. Thus far, no one has passed this step. These are the proof pictures.' So, in other words, you have to send him some photos of your privates. All the risk is on the woman's side.
OMG, did anyone actually manage to get to the end of that tedious rant of instructions and lunacy?
If only I, too, could have a man that wanted me to obey him in all things - DP seems determined to let me have my own opinions which is just WRONG. Too much responsibility for my little muddled head.
Lololol...what a prat, I couldn't even read the text for laughing, some daft bat will probably apply. Looks at H who suddenly doesn't seem quite so bad!!!!
I am intrigued (?) that BDSM lifestyle is compatible with 'genuine' christianity! Is this really the case? I am assuming his new 'top secret' job is evangelism, to go around the US recruiting wives worshippers. Do you think he is mormon? The whole multiple wives thing is odd.
I think they should give him a tv series where he tests all the hopefuls out and eliminates them, taking them all on 7 mile hikes to see if they can manage without water, etc.
Maybe he likes to save water - less peeing = less flushes of water!? He may be on to something here - he's just thinking about our future - what a thoughtful man
I am guessing that church hopping is when Christian Americans go to a different church every week in the hope of meeting a partner there - don't you think?
If there was a woman anywhere in the world who met all his criteria (and I doubt there is), would she be mad enough to even go on a date with him, let alone marry him?
I'm the right age - 27(erring on the old side for him though) At size 14/16(uk) I am FAR too FAT for him - OMG I MUST LOOK GROTESQUE! I am 38DD and I have a tattoo on my right foot
I also have 2 children - so suspect that my stretch marks would be a turn off to him.
LyraSilvertongue - at 36 you have probably let yourself go by now - probably are not slim anymore and are too set in your ways - his words not mine btw!
I particularly like this part "I enjoy the whole woman, from head to toe, and if there is going to be a part of her that is not so pretty, it will be her feet."
"My primary goal is to find one wife. I do not need more than one wife. I will be very happy and content with just one wife. However, I have interviewed many that would like to be one of two or more wives. I have given this serious thought and should I end up with a wife that would like to be one of two or more wives, I have no problem with it whatsoever. There are pros and cons to having multiple wives and I have considered all that has occurred to me. After I find my first wife, I will not seek out another wife. It will be my first wife's responsibility to present prospective wives to me, whom I will interview and decide if I will or will not accept as a wife. I will be just as picky about them as I am with my first wife. In fact, I'll probably be more picky".
I mean it's not as if you get any financial security if you do 'fall' for this cock. He intends on working the poor woman hard to build up his business, which is top secret natch.
oh right! darn it! he's screwed then really isnt he? unless we all pitch in to buy this charming man a time machine? though i think the women in the 1800's behaved that way through social pressure and not because they wanted to give their heart, body and soul to such a tosspot lovely man?
i feel so sorry for hhis ex wife. i mean how gutted must she be losing a catch like that?
after reading further down i have discovered that i am not a 'good chrsitain wife' and that if my my partner cheats on me its all my fault and god will, blame me because i am a 'rebelious witch whore'.
froggy i think the women he is looking for reside in stepford. maybe some one should suggest he relocate?
Aww I know when mine were just growing and growing I was sure I would go for a reduction if they got any bigger than an F. (sorry for the complete hijack )
Doctorpuss - I don't. Am pursuing the possibility of a breast reduction at the mo - hoping to get it done on NHS. Tops that fit are the least of my probs - chronic shoulder pain/headaches and crap self-esteem matter a bit more.
Oh no. I said crap. Now I've ruled myself out for being potty-mouthed as well. He's definitely not going to want me now...
You are looking for a well to do man who will provide you with a life of little work and lots of leisure and play. I am not looking for a whore, I am not a "Sugar Daddy". All girls seeking a "Sugar Daddy" are whores.
"NO FOREIGN WOMEN UNLESS you can get yourself to America at your own expense. I will not help you financially so don't ask. I will not go to your country except for a vacation sometime after we have been married."
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